Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷

Yes, I'm really 40 years old. No I will not have sex with you. Minors DNI.

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

Bringing my beautiful personality and flat boobs to the table

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

There's enough room?

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

getting this tattooed on my penis longways

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

Diarrhœa

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

Bat bee vee pee

[Interpretive🍉Dan @StanChips]

The uncomfortable truth is our society is profoundly unconducive for suicide prevention. Bills still pile up. The odds of having ppl with the bandwidth/emotional intelligence to help you is a diceroll. Professionals have waitlists. Every facet of society is stacked against you.

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

Talking about the economy with an economist is like talking about religion with a church minister. You still think we are talking about managing drawbacks; we are pointing out that your entire system is an elaborate, irrational, evil ritual theatre.

[⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆ @khalifaslimxx]

You can change leaders every few years and still preserve the same underlying structures.

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I just found out americans don't take showers and lick themselves clean like a pussy cat! No wonder they are so fat and ugly

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

@1LuhDarius Where

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

@paradoxhers You missed the second part!
https://t.co/UFjwHxUJFu

[Isolde @bigsilmaril]

@lisa09437309 Again with this dumbass question 🤦‍♂️ I got one for personality another for money and one more for sex

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

We would like your feedback

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

@ghostofthesun89 Wait. Jurassic Park. Whichever came out first

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

@ghostofthesun89 The Bodyguard

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

I'm beautiful and smart and funny and I really want to not have a toaster bath :D

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

What were y'all doing before 👀

[real @yaoistasis]

once u start replying to random ppl u just cant stop

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

I'm recovering really quickly from an irl disappointment. I'll let you know my secret after the break.

[Zia @Belas_ghost]

I’ve been thinking about this a lot. What suicide prevention is available for those in deep poverty?

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

This was my probably my favorite color in high school when I shopped at Hot Topic and loved Cruel Intentions

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

Drugs. Burping. Apartment.

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

Foliage. Ice water. Cheetas.

[Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 @ClassifiedHag]

In my defense, it's cuz I'm high