Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat)

🐐 Capra hircus, Goat Doesn’t Like You. #FREEDOM #2A🐐 You strive for championships, not settle for the lesser……

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

So what you’re telling me is that the very org who claimed to be “fighting hate” was the one perpetuating it?

This timeline is insane. 🤯

[U.S. Southern Command @Southcom]

On June 3, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Eastern Pacific and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Two male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 JUST IN — Federal agents have raided a $35 million mansion in Newport Coast and arrested 63-year-old Jamshid Ghomi, a dual U.S.-Iranian citizen, on charges of conspiring to violate the International Emergency Economic Powers Act.

Ghomi is accused of selling U.S.-origin computer hardware to Iran’s military and nuclear programs, allegedly earning millions while using elaborate schemes to conceal the transactions.

He is expected to appear in Santa Ana federal court this afternoon.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

“I have ZERO tolerance. If you verbally assault our officers, you go after our vehicles…we will find you, we will arrest you.” @SecMullinDHS

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

My message to every Sheriff in South Carolina is clear: You will work with ICE to deport illegals, or I will take your gun, badge, and maybe even your pension.

Don’t believe me? Just ask FORMER Sanctuary, Sheriff Kristin Graziano.

No sanctuary. No exceptions. Just mass deportations.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

War powers act passing House to aid Iran.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

Wow!

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

My first time testifying in front of a Congressional Hearing.

Something I look forward to doing many, many more times in the coming years.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

NEW MEDIA HOAX JUST DROPPED

Daniel Benz is a MAN and a convicted child s*x offender, who also allegedly exposed himself to women while being held at a WOMEN'S prison.

He was just charged with illegal firearms possession and threatening to kiII police.

The media is referring to him as a woman.

You don't hate the media enough.

[Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat) @Classified_Goat]

@TheOfficerTatum Marjorie should say something….oh wait….shes on the high seas with Thomas Pinecone…..

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🚨Code Pink turned violent: After Rep. Anna Paulina Luna exposed their CCP ties, their organizer followed her out and slapped her. Luna is filing assault charges 👀

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

INBOX: The Mosaic District of Fairfax, Virginia, reportedly took down the AMERICAN flag and REPLACED it with a Pride flag.

The American flag was then DUMPED onto a public bench like trash.

DISGUSTING.

[Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat) @Classified_Goat]

@JayTC53

[J @JayTC53]

OMG 🚨 KAITLIN COLLINS FALLS ASLEEP IN OVAL OFFICE DURING PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE.

SHE IS NOT WELL. WHAT IS GOING ON?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Rep. Al Green (D) has a complete MELTDOWN, calling DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin a "racist" before telling him to "SHUP UP"

Thank God this unhinged lunatic was voted out

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

I’m back with my new poorly dressed Democrat Tracker.

[Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat) @Classified_Goat]

@QuickRespota9 @BatteredVawl516 Stop trying to scam people, Dottie…..

[Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat) @Classified_Goat]

@FedexSuppHQdsk @BatteredVawl516 Stop trying to scam people, Dottie…..

[Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat) @Classified_Goat]

@FedExrtm @LILUZIVOL Stop trying to scam people, Dottie……

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

New York City (May 31) — A black woman on the Metro shouted that “Jews are eating kids” and attacked a woman she accused of being one.