Classy MTG

Serving the people of Georgia’s 14th District by creating content befitting the honor of this office. Privileged to be your parody Congresswoman.

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@SteveHuff Not at all. My theology is intentionally convenient. I find it’s best to call out to God with men who aren’t my husband, for example.

For evolution to be real, that would mean my party would increase in intelligence over time. See? It works.

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@cenkuygur The latter historically allows minimally socially acceptable cover for the promulgation of all manner of oppressive ideas, and the former assumes enough forethought to continue constructing alternative truths. Confession: it’s choice C. I’m pretending dumb because it’s convenient

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Louis Gohmert beat me at checkers.

Do with that what you will.
#Gohmert

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@DesignationSix It’s fairly simple to do when the Earth is flat. I’ll never understand round-Earthers. #space #Science

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@EricHaftelLive @JakeLobin I play a meditation tape that reminds me how to breathe. That, coffee, dark money and bigotry, and I just wing the rest. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@StevenTDennis Look, as long as I can still expense this bleach job, we’re all good.

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@AmyAThatcher I concur.

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@electroboyusa Well...I prefer to think of myself as a necessary dramatic foil in the story of female leadership in our democracy. Light shines brighter next to darkness, and I make even Louis Gohmert look smarterer just by standing next to him. I serve a purpose. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@AnthonyMKreis Pfft. Wagner is infinitely superior.

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@djrothkopf “Even more nuts than usual.” Sorry, can’t top me, bro. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@thomaskaine5 I mean I do *have* an effect. You can’t argue with that part.

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Happy #MemorialDayWeekend!

Tomorrow, I’ll be honoring our fallen vets by loudly supporting the ideas they fought against, then heading off to a picnic lunch of unseasoned hate chicken and mayonnaise. #MemorialDay2021 #MtG #foodie #GaPol #Ga14 #BTSARMY

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“Posing a threat” is just how I pronounce “Black man” because I can’t get away with a hard R in public. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@lovrain75 ClassyMTG also loves hamberders. And Diet Coke. 👍

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Confession: I routinely tweet drunk. That’s really the best explanation I have.

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There’s no apology large enough for the weight of my recent antisemitic comments.

What I do find fascinating is that I’m quickly becoming the sacrifice intended to absolve the rest of the membership from racism, pedophilia, sedition, sexism, ableism, and their own antisemitism.

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@leahmcelrath Or folks can just retweet me. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@TheChalis @kasie @mtgreenee I realize I spend a lot of time and tax payer dollars saying nasty things about people, but this is a low blow. A better comparison is to a cockroach, because I somehow manage to survive politically no matter how many times I nuke norms and civility. TY.

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Ok, Yes, I realize that I *just* complained about the treatment those arrested for storming the capitol were getting a day or two ago, but this was in my talking points memo today, so...gotta do what I gotta do🤷🏼‍♀️

[The Hill @thehill]

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on removing qualified immunity: "Police officers don't make a lot of money. They can't afford big attorney bills. It will ruin them. Just because someone may get their feelings hurt because they got arrested." https://t.co/Wx73zxzATV

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If you’re having a mental health crisis, seeking help is the best thing you can do for your family and friends.

The crisis line is: 1-800-273-8255
You can also reach NAMI by texting 741-741

You’re not alone. I promise.
#MentalHealthActionDay

[James E. Clyburn @RepJamesClyburn]

On this #MentalHealthActionDay, I encourage everyone to be mindful of their mental health.

Your mind is as important as the rest of your body & we ought to treat it as such.

If you are in a mental health crisis, you are not alone. Text NAMI to 741-741 or call 1-800-273-8255.