The Classy Nucleolus

All that mRNA you all use? That's me. See those ribosomes using it? Also me. When organelles need a protein, everything goes through me. I'm kind of a big deal.

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

http://t.co/LY72zXPu Mitochondria is not only a foreigner, he's sexist! MITOCHONDRIA IS ANTI-MAN! #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

@MMitochondriay Shame. You even have a disease named after you... http://t.co/M1TMfLCP #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

Some say that I'm too closed off from the others organelles. I say I'm right in the center of things. #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

Don't be fooled. Remember, I'm the brains in this operation. #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

This centriole sounds kinds of demanding if you ask me. http://t.co/IEJTgVs2 #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

I don't just create ribosomes, which let the rest of you exist. I make myself in the process. Beat that. #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

Sound familiar, cell membrane? http://t.co/XSbuTnnc #smoothmove #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

Any of you others help out the poor centriole by disassembling yourselves for mitosis? No? Just me? #jerks #organellelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

@MrClean2013lyso I don't know, you tell me, Mr. "Suicidal Tendencies." #youreonetotalk #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

You and me, Golgi. These lesser organelles don't have what it takes to make new organelles like we do. #bros #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

@CellWall4Prez I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of all these new ribosomes I made. #jealousmuch #AHS #organelleelection2013

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

EVERY cell has a cell membrane. It really "gets around" if you catch my drift. #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

@Cellwallpaul Strength? Bah. The voters want openness. I don't even have a membrane. Care to concede now? #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

Self-destruction? The lysosome sounds a tad unstable if you ask me. #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

The Cell Wall claims to support everyone, but in truth, it only supports the majority. #wheresthelove #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

Ribosome, remember who makes rRNA and transcribes mRNA. That's right. Me. #whosyourdaddy #organelleelection2013 #AHS

[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

That's right, centriole. I'm on to you. #lazy #organelleelection2013 #AHS

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[The Classy Nucleolus @ClassyNucleolus]

Two membranes? Division by itself? This "mitochondria" sounds like a foreigner to me. #wheresthebirthcertificate #AHS #organelleelection2013