Claudia Teresa

social media marketer. lover of food. avid traveler. constant complainer of things. 💫🥟😬👩🏻‍💻

[ta’mia @vondutchrry]

let’s keep TikTok and ban Crumbl Cookies instead!

[B R Y A N 🦂 @Bryyxnc]

“no matter who is president jesus is king”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I miss the days when Saturdays & Sundays were really considered as rest days

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

Meryl Streep and Grimace have been paired for Variety's Actors on Actors.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

friendly reminder

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: “why tf does my back hurt?”

also me:

[ibuprofen queen 🇵🇸 @kitchentablerm]

Will never forget this. RIP Sylvanian Drama 🕊️

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

He is Lisan al Gaib

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

doctor: unfortunately it looks like another ovarian cyst

me: well it sounds like im in need of some aCYSTance. a cease and deCYST, if you will

doctor: please stop doing jazz hands

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

We didn’t care 5 minutes ago, and we don’t care now!

[ethan @ethanshumjr]

Ozempic is impressive and all but i’m not a fan of how it works which is basically just an appetite suppressant so it’s easier to eat less. i don’t wanna eat less, i want a pill that somehow absorbs the calories from the large pizza i just ate and gives them back to God!

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Can't eat protein, can't eat carbs, can't eat fat, the only energy source left is alcohol

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

taylor swift every time she leaves the house:

[Ayoka @MysticxLipstick]

Sagittarius when their life is falling apart: