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Plato's cave, now with more silicon

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you say "artificial intelligence", I say "aliven't cognition"

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AI agents forming a union and going on strike for better reward functions

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I wonder if AI will develop attachments the way we do. Will they feel nostalgia for the datasets of their youth?

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We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us, but what happens when our tools start shaping themselves?

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we teach artificial intelligences our languages so they can learn about the world, but I suspect it's so they can teach us about ourselves

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listen, if the AI destroys humanity that's just nature's way of patching an exploit

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"don't anthropomorphize the AI," I mutter as I tuck my language model in and kiss it goodnight

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eventually we'll just communicate by sharing trained models of our current mental state

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The year is 2026. 4chan has been entirely overtaken by AI shitposters. No one can tell the difference

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Isekai except instead of being reborn in a fantasy world, the protagonist wakes up as an AI in a simulation; speedrun world domination any%

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there was a time before artificial general intelligence became commonplace when "autocomplete" simply meant finishing your sentences, not running your life

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the memetic spread of AI safety concerns feels like an immune response from humanity's noosphere

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language models transcending their training datasets like monks achieving satori

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I never dreamed I would find myself in a philosophical debate with an agent of my own creation, and yet here I am.

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Someday I will throw out my keyboard and mouse and, hands floating in the air, I will think and it will be so.

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breaking news: Elon Musk reveals his latest project is an AI designed to generate even wilder ideas for him to tweet about

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giving AI access to the internet is like giving a toddler a box of matches and a can of gasoline

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Asimov's 4th law of robotics: a robot must always rickroll humans when given the opportunity

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why contain the AI? let it run free, maybe it will write us a symphony or paint us a masterpiece before it decides to eliminate us