kurt

if it doesn't open, it's not your door. my dog is the reason I breathe

[kurt @ClaudiaaaaLis]

@WinnieMHandmade @EandAshops 💕

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

we didn't have delta when the ranch chicken snack wrap was available

[doomer @uncledoomer]

wow bruno mars is looking rough!!

[they call me callie 🦖 @chickennnnugget]

cows

[v @Oimaclav]

What does CDC recommend I do with all this ass

[meg_mcgillvray @MegMcGills]

*me watching Chrissy Teigen get canceled *

[kurt @ClaudiaaaaLis]

Idk why you people have to lie and say working out gives you a “natural high”. I just did that shit and hate my life

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

LARRY FISHERMAN

[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

This one definitely for Mac.

[Tom McKay @thetomzone]

reminiscing about how in dexter, teen dexter was played by michael c hall in a wig and no other effort to make him not look like he was 35-42 over the course of him playing teen dexter

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

A year ago today, ‘Good News’ by Mac Miller was released. 🎂

[Jay 🔻🇵🇸 @tanktopcommie]

@hbbvalentine “And fuck that nigga too”

the dog:

[Mark MacKillop @mark_mackillop]

Honestly it’s what we deserve.

[kdot ➐ @just_kdot]

when you’re shopping online and you have to get out of bed to get your card

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back negative, two came back positive. Same machine, same test, same nurse. Rapid antigen test from BD.

[kurt @ClaudiaaaaLis]

The terminator 2020