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@jt0hny Women are afraid of their looksmatch

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Master, the founder of looksmax(.)org, was told by an orthodontist that he would need surgery to fix the severe asymmetry and lack of maxillary projection in his face 😳

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Hexumlite had the most WHOLESOME interaction with a divorced woman after being rejected 🥹❤️

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Hexumlite’s complete ascension timeline 👀

- Rabbilite (2023)
- Hexumlite prime (late 2025-early 2026)
- Big 500 (Mid 2026, Testosterone + Palette expander)
- Second prime (late 2026, Jaw Filler + Leanmaxx)

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Hexumlite says that obese people should have to attend MANDATORY looksmaxing camps to lose weight, adding that being in shape is a civic duty 🤔

“Looking good and not being fat should be a civic duty to our constitution.”

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Hexumlite started trolling muslims at a college campus, asking id Muhammad was a P-DEOPHILE and if cold approaching was haram 😭💀

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Hexumlite went up to a Pre-Med student and urged him to start looksmaxxing, saying in 2-3 months his quality of life and professional life would heavily benefit ❤️👀

“I have an ascension plan for you bro, just hear me out. I ascended, I was chudmaxxed, literally dude just trizepatide, pers, and some reta, and test. Look that up when you get home to your computer tonight. Testosterone, once weekly 250 mgs, Trizepatide, Retatrutide, and HCG to protect your balls so they don’t shrink, preserve your fertility. In maybe 2 months, 8 weeks to like 12 weeks, you’ll look like a completely different person, you’ll be jacked, shredded, and your whole mentality on life would be completely different…”

“Think of me as an angel that was sent down from like heaven to like alter the course of your life for the better, for the rest of your life…”

“If you look better you’re more likely to get accepted to Med school because people will get the halo effect from you and think, ‘oh my gosh, he’s such a bright young man who cares about his health, and health of other people’ and patients will be like ‘Oh my god he cares about my health, and he cares about his health, he knows what he says is law, because it clearly works for him.’ So it will only boost your reputation…”

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Zachwaslive and ChadGPT went up to a group of Harvard students and started teaching them about hypergamy before getting KICKED OUT 😭

“Are you going to leave or no?”

“I’m leaving, but I just have to teach one lesson…”

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Clavicular tells Myron Gaines and Fresh that the reason why many young men gravitate towards him is because he’s one of the only people on the internet who treats men with basic RESPECT 🤔👀

“All these old hags on twitter are so perplexed by why people are sort of gravitating towards a content creator like myself, and then all we did is like treat men as humans you know? That’s essentially the barrier to entry to go viral. It’s Advocating for for men.”

“You kind of have to acknowledge the deeper issue societally, that I shouldn’t have to f-cking fly to a third world country to get married when I’m in a country of 370 million f-cking people.”

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Hexumlite started cold approaching girls and asking if they were “dog pilled” to try and get his “incel” dog laid 💀

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Clavicular says he can change the course of ANY election due to his knowledge of lookism 😳🤔

“I would probably win elections, between my influence and my knowledge of lookism and halo effect, I would win election. I genuinely could sit here and change the tide of any election if I wanted to.”

“I haven’t used that power yet because with great power comes great responsibility.”

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Clavicular rates the front runners of the DNC presidential nomination, and favors Gavin Newsom due to his height and charisma 👀

Gavin Newsom: 6.5
Kamala Harris: 4.25
Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez: 6.5

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Clavicular GOES OFF on the Republican Party, saying 12 years of FALSE promises led to their defeat at the midterms, with their looks being the nail in the coffin 🤯

“The Republicans have let down their voter base in a major way, and the looks would sort of be a cherry on top… It’s just so many years of false promises right? If you look at what Trump campaigned on in 2016, you know his immigration policies and things of this nature, it never got executed with 12 years of Trumpism, and you look at that and you got to your voter base and go ‘Hey we need another 2 years to do this.’ No, you had 12, you had your chance, We’re voting Democrat.”

“This is not me taking a position on this, this is just sort of an analysis of Trump’s voter base.”

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Clavicular says he went to random girls apartments to steal kitchen appliances 😭

“They didn’t really have anything good, we were trying to steal like an air fryer…”

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Clavicular commentated Brand Risk Promotions with Adin Ross and Cuffem one year ago today 🤯🔥

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Hexumlite went up to a worker and asked if him and his girlfriend were LOOKSMATCHED 💀

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Androgenic’s whole demeanor changed after he got PRESSED and told to “be himself” 😭

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Clavicular modeling for Kai Cenat’s brand, Vivet 👀����

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Clavicular unboxes his $15k+ order from Kai Cenat’s brand Vivet 👀🔥

- Rug
- 2 Kai Cenat Vivet journals