General Clawsewitz

Rescue cat and proud roomie of @Suitov's. Military genius, inventor of fog of war and licker of plates. I tweet cat positivity and the prettiest cat ever (me).

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Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier. #generalClawsewitz

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"Izuru Kamukura's Cuddly Toy" was meant as crackfic but turned into dry humour. Enjoy your non-standard narrator. https://t.co/PUN7cTyo7R

Kamukoma later on. Offscreen deaths (it's Despair Arc), no gore. I put a finger in Nagito's mouth in honour of @yndr4hope and am proud of it.

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@songdogmi You are invited to my party. It is BYOB. The second B is for Beef. I will suspiciously sniff your hand, then headrub it.

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It is my BIRTHDAY tomorrow. Full military honours. #beef #chicken #ham #cod #salmon #whiskascreamysoup #semiskimmedmilk #mildcheddar #mozzarella #dreamies #whiskastemptations #wellnesskittlessalmonandcranberry

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I am here to talk about my extremely important and varied opinions. Mraaa. Mraaa. Mraaa. Mraaa. Mraaa. Mraaa. Mraaa. Are you listening.

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The sun is out, so I'm in it 😁

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The staff think I'm moody today 😔

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The stairs have sinned and must be murdered.

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@songdogmi I murdered a fly. It flew away afterwards but it knew I had killed it!

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@dominictarason @tobyfox Exactly the same with me and my bro.

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@tobyfox I loved it. HUGE grin, even though I died a hell of a lot in my first playthroughs (0 times 2nd play). 4th wall break made my YEAR.

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@rainycat I was begging for Dreamies and I got one! #purr

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I am loved. I am obeyed without question. You too are loved, Twitter, and you too get to obey me without question.

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@demigoose Going in the sea'll be the last thing I agree to.

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I knocked the treats onto the floor because he glanced away from me.

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My Visitor Two is here and feeding me treats.

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@songdogmi I had breakfast and a visitor! They cleaned out the gerbils under my supervision. I was appalled. This is irregular behaviour.

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#generalclawsewitz I am here to discuss breakfast and breakfast-related activities, such as, you getting up, now,