Clay Simpson

Family man. Avid sports fan. JD, MBA. Proud to be an American. Bora Bora, the place so nice they named it twice.

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Common sense is like deodorant. . . the people who need it the most never use it!

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@EastEndJoe I thought these were First People With the Potential to Become Pregnant or First Birthing People?

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@AntiTrumpCanada We don’t care enough about Canada to hate you or love you. It’s mind over matter. We don’t mind because you don’t matter.

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@HoopsMindset Plot twist: airball, airball, airball, rim grazer, backboard boink, airball . . .

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@DefiantLs De Zero is a has-been who is miserable with having to look at himself in the mirror each day.

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@tedcruz I bet she was anticipating a question on how to make the perfect Long Island iced tea . . .

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@realMaalouf I’m sure there is some room in one of the many royal palaces or properties to house these poor migrants in a more fitting manner that I’m sure she and her family are used to. Come on UK, do better!

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@erickmramz @eligedisciplina Hi OU can NEVER touch granite . . .

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@YokelJawed @NFL_DovKleiman But at least his singing voice is average at best.

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@ESPNtenis Who cares? Is this childish? Certainly. Is it bad and a bad look for her? No. At least she waited and didn’t do it on the court. If it was on the court that would be different and I’m sure a fine imposed. This isn’t a big deal.

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@Suzierizzo1 So. Stupid.

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@Milajoy Education has become worse under the Dept. Of UnEducation. How does anyone explain more money equals worse results?

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@maddenifico Somalia looks unruly.

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@DOGE__news Firstly, It should be intend. Learn English. Secondly you couldn’t bully a baby in a stroller.

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@maddenifico All of this and it won’t even make a difference. Good job! 👍

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@Matt_Pinner Tennis, Ping Pong, Soccer, Golf, Croquet, Pool, Snooker,

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@elonmusk I read where 46,000 ppl would be eligible. $5,000,000 per person would only cost $230B . . . seems a little far fetched doesn’t it?

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@honeymoon250 12 so far!

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@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 @Gretegiii @JMUFootball @GreenWaveFB UR CFP opinions R about as good as UR career. Not very. 12 best teams should be in. Giving these nobodies a “chance” isn’t good 4 college football. ND, TX & Vandy R all better than JMU & Tulane. JMU had the 108th ranked SOS & R proving they R who we thought they were. No bueno.

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@Tware1k @BarryOnHere Why? Get the best 12 in period! TX, Vandy and ND are ALL better than JMU and Tulane. What if the G5 winner is ranked 35th in the national rankings?

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@NFL_DovKleiman Darren McFadden RB Arkansas 2006 AND 2007. 2 time runner up for Heisman 1,830 yds rushing, 6-11 passing for 123yds. Avg. 141 yds per game. 21 TDs. Unanimous SEC off. player of the year. 2-time Doak Walker winner. Robbed of Heisman