Lt. Col. Franklin Clay

Elite Black Ops. Operational Control. Ex-CIA. | Ladies' man. | Papa Clay. | #DC #Vertigo #TheLosers #Parody

by #strawberrywho

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

❛Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?❜

💥

A #DC #Vertigo Franklin Clay parody portrayal by #strawberrywho.

▪︎literate & descriptive
▪︎experienced
▪︎18+/21+
▪︎serious/crack
▪︎#DCRP

Infos below.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

Jesus Christ. There are things in life you really don't need to see.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

I give up.

[Cougar @TaciturnSniper]

You taught us better. We have evidence.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

@Poppy_Falk Shhh. Don't tell the boys.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

*Puts on his 80s rock playlist and leans back with a content sigh, beer in one hand*

Ah, that's the life.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

@Poppy_Falk Very good. Have fun! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

Don't remember. Couldn't have been me.

[Cougar @TaciturnSniper]

Shall I remind you of that one time around Christmas where you absolutely /demolished/ Jensen's stocking? We found candy wrappers on you for days..

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

I don't get 'snacky' when I'm drunk.

Also, when am I ever drunk!? (Don't answer this question.)

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

//Clay being soft with Poppy is everything, don't touch me!

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

@Poppy_Falk Okay. I'm glad.

Still. Do you have enough water with you?

[Moran - the tiger @TigrisDiaboli]

Ah, shucks..

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

Cougar knows exactly that I speak Spanish and yet, here he is, being a damn pain in the ass.

He definitely learned too much from Jensen.

[Cougar @TaciturnSniper]

Si, papi learning spanish just to tell me off. M shaking in my boots.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

Alright, listen up, you little shits.

Not you, @Poppy_Falk.

You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

¡Cállate, Cougar. Go and shoot something.

[Cougar @TaciturnSniper]

Mhm. Desde luego, boss. Desde luego..

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

Not Rogue, though. He's... out of the picture.

@TaciturnSniper did a really good job of killing two people with one bullet.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

Pick your fighter, uh-- Loser.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

Oh, I notice before the punch. I'm just... subtle. And to be fair, it is sexy.

[Cougar @TaciturnSniper]

... you wouldn't be able to catch someone flirting with you unless they quite literally punch you in the face.