Clayton

Pipeliner with a Math degree

[᛭ Ian ᛭ @KnightspurHouse]

We shouldn’t have commercials in foreign languages on our TV’s.

[ivan c @yungic_]

looking at the craft beer menu knowing we’re about to order a bucket of coors

[tireless @Iwillnotdrink]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

USMNT cheating allegations we made it

[MLB @MLB]

GRAND SLAM YORDAN ALVAREZ ‼️

[Astros HQ @HOUAstrosHQ]

Lance McCullers RBI in Game 7 of the World Series 🔥

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

THREAD: Let’s start with some facts.

The New York Yankees cheated.

The Boston Red Sox cheated.

The Houston Astros cheated.

All of them used technology in real time to steal signs. (1/9)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TRADE OFFER:

The Saints receive: a new tight end
This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

[Prussian Blues Traveler @NWordBiden]

Young fella cut his dick off in despair. 😩

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! FBI Director Patel says leftist NGO Southern Poverty Law Center, which has now been indicted, was using donor to pay leaders of the KU KLUX KLAN to stage "HATE CRIMES"

"They used the FRAUDULENTLY raised money by lying to their donor network—THOUSANDS of Americans—to go ahead and actually PAY the leadership of these supposed violent extremist groups.

"Furthermore, our investigation revealed that the Southern Poverty Law Center—on TOP of perpetuating this widespread decade-long multimillion dollar fraud—conducted more criminal activity.

They attempted to HIDE their criminal activity from our financial banking network.

They set up shell companies and entities around America so that the financial institutions that we rely on as everyday Americans were DECEIVED in believing that money was NOT coming from the Southern Poverty Law Center in the perpetration of this scheme and fraud, but rather fictitious entities they stood up to perpetuate this ongoing fraud."

@FBIDirectorKash

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST NAILED IT: "The Pope has to understand that — it's very simple. I have nothing against the Pope."

"I have to do WHAT'S RIGHT."

"His brother is MAGA all the way!"

"I'm not fighting with him. The Pope made a statement. He says Iran can have a nuclear weapon."

"I say Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. And if the Pope looked at the 42,000 people that were killed over the last two or three months as a protester with no weapons, no nothing — I mean, you take a look at that. So I can disagree with the Pope. I have a right to disagree."

[kordell @lledrook]

niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game

[MLB @MLB]

We are saddened by the passing of Phil Garner, whose playing and managing careers spanned five decades in the game.

Garner played 16 years as a gritty infielder nicknamed “Scrap Iron.” A 3-time All-Star with the Athletics and Pirates, he went on to spend seven years with the Astros, then finished his playing days with stints with the Dodgers and Giants.

In 1979, Garner was a key member of the World Series champion “We Are Family” Pittsburgh Pirates. He batted .417 (5-for-12) in the three-game NLCS sweep, then hit .500 (12-for-24) in the World Series to help Pittsburgh win the title in seven games.

Garner would go on to spend parts of 15 seasons as manager of the Brewers, Tigers, and Astros. In 2005, he skippered the Astros to their first ever World Series appearance.

He was 76 years old.

[Corey @realcoreykno]

When I spend money to go to a baseball game I want it to last longer than 2.5 hours

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Jeff Bagwell

That guy rocked.

[ⵓ. ⴽⴰⵔⵉⵎ @realMozzz]

Les US organisent simultanément un débarquement au Vénézuela, une attaque aérienne depuis la mer sur l'Iran et une mission derrière la Lune, pendant que des nations qui ne sont pas auto-suffisantes en dentifrice nous parlent tous les jours depuis 50 ans du déclin américain.

[Patriot🇺🇸Newswire @NewswirePatriot]

🚨 BREAKING: Governor DeSantis is calling for the IMMEDIATE IMPEACHMENT of Judge Tiffany Baker.

Judge Baker released a child rapist who was a KNOWN danger to society.

While out on bail, the rapist tortured and killed a 5 year old little girl.

Should she be impeached?