So I guess the dick’s outta the bag? What a load of spam.
Let me tell you a little 🤏 story.
~6 months ago:
“Hey @rot13maxi, you should inscribe a collection under the dickbutt. Call it DickBits.”
“You know… that little dick that hangs out the butt—no one ever talks about that bit.”
“Just the bit?”
“Dick yeah.”
—
“Hey @rot13maxi, do you like this avocado dickbit I made? He’s called Avocockdo. 8-bit. Bitcoin. Bit much?”
“I buy.”
From that moment on, I drew dicks in all my spare time—like that kid from Superbad.
I had dicks on the brain.
I have a wife and kids. And now? A deeply unhealthy obsession with drawing pixelated penises.
I’d draw at 1am. Sometimes I’d crank out 3 or 4 in a row.
At dinner: “Bruce Wang!”
At brekky: “Jizzmo!”
During meetings, I’d whisper: “Micro Saylor…”
For 6 months, it was just dicks.
210 in total. That’s more than a dick a day.
Have I set a record? Am I the new Bonnie Blue Balls?
What have I be-cum?
See, it took effort not to write cum there. But it happened. Muscle memory. Like a post-nut tweet.
Anyway.
Today, @rot13maxi chucked these DickBits in the pool (Cover Photo: Bad Swimmers) at a filthy 0.69 sats/vb.
I thought: “No way a miner’s taking that load.”
But BAM. 210 DickBits.
Splashed straight onto your screens.
Wham. Spam. Thank you, ma’am.
And just like that, the bag is empty. The bits are out.
We might sell them. We might hold them. But go enjoy them. They’re fun, stupid, and surprisingly tough to erase from your mental search history.
You might just becum (ffs) obsessed too.
🍆🍑💦
Spent the last 3 weeks offline, enjoying time with family. Finally log back in to check things out…
WTF happened? Feels like a bomb went off. Chaos everywhere.
After 10 years of being in crypto and trading, I need to address what's currently happening in our space.
This isn't just another market cycle - it's something far more concerning.
The Reality Check:
Meme coin trading has become a 24/7 sprint where:
• You're considered "late" after just 15 minutes
• Holding for 6-12 hours is seen as "long-term"
• Every new token launch feels like a trap
Let's be honest about what we're seeing:
1. The Speed
These aren't market cycles anymore - they're market seizures. When you need to be glued to your screen every second just to avoid being "late," something's fundamentally broken.
2. The Scams
The number of rugs, honeypots, and outright frauds is staggering. It's not just about "doing your research" anymore when you have minutes to make a decision.
3. The Burnout
I've traded through bull markets, bear markets, and everything in between. But this? This is different. The constant rotation, the 24/7 FOMO, the endless parade of "next big things" it's exhausting even the most seasoned folks.
4. The Community Impact
We're burning out builders who are chasing a dragon that doesn't exist. Real projects can't compete with pump-and-dumps masquerading as "communities."
Remember Warren Buffett's wisdom: "Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked."
Well, the tide is starting to shift, and we're seeing a lot of naked swimmers.
The Hard Truth:
• This isn't sustainable
• Good projects are being overshadowed
• Experienced traders are burning out
• The community is losing faith
It's going to get worse before it gets better.
But we need to start having honest conversations about where we're heading.
What We Need:
• Return to fundamentals
• Focus on sustainable growth
• Support for real builders
• Community-driven accountability
For those feeling the weight of this market:
You're not alone. It's okay to step back. It's okay to miss a pump. Your mental health matters more than any potential gains.
The market will be here tomorrow. Make sure you are too.