Dad

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss. Husband and Father to all Umamusume

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

The existence of umatore in universe implies the non-existence of the state of Israel because Benjamin Netanyahu would never let us have this

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@ashenbeast1985 Uh yeah the trainer is a self-insert. Did you just realize that now

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@manya_kissu this isn't ragebait, this is what we call irony poisoning

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@makomatingpress He's just a silly gay twink that got too far into irony poisoning

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@bunnimimiw because this is often said by women who precede to friendzone you or women with 200 bodies looking finally settle down

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@Malice_the_Next Pal she’s in her wedding dress, why are you surprised she’s planning your future

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@AoiAmore They’re being actively kept from me by the israeli prime minister for transgressions my ancestors have done to his people

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@SemenD3mon119 @FLESHPITLOVER I’m going to come to your house and stick my penis in you

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@HansTNO

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@berserker144 Don’t give them ideas

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

Does the Stardew Valley wiki looked raped for anyone else?

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@floatywings >”do guys like mentally ill girls”
We don’t have much of a choice pal

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

I like you pal, I really do, buuuuuuttttt……

[τauman @FLESHPITLOVER]

who your favorite uma would cheat on you with:

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@Nixjdhsb Bad luck to have your oshi up against an official wedding dress uma

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@nyacelcore Erm based? Good night bro

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@FLESHPITLOVER Woof

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@DownbadUmamusu @Admiral_Zac2

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@EveningRedness1 Just @ Zac next time

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@Creameerd Hate the people that are like “oh you spent money on something you enjoy? Why didn’t you spend it to solve the world’s problems?” Like you aren’t obligated to solve everyone’s problems. If you want to contribute nice but judging others for how they spend doesn’t help anyone.

[Dad @ClaymoreDad]

@Mumukinds I know a guy who’s got more (it’s me)