DEEJAY CLEEJAY

just your friendly neighbourhood disc jockey //

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

U a bitch boy if u won’t stop and get tampons for ur girl

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

Last night I dreamt about finding like 100 lost golf balls on the course… I am evolving 👨🏼‍🦳

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

It’s always better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

[L’jaurious “CYBORG” Sneed @deezmf3]

“Looks level to me boss”

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

Looks pretty good watching dechambeau at the top of the leaderboard all day 🏌️‍♀️🔥 @b_dechambeau

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I ♥️ Canada

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

Sext: your bell aliant e-bill is ready

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

ROR. 2 shifts. 2 shots. 2 goals. 0 visor. Old time hockey, going bizerk at his old home. This was dirty

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

I really hope that Jaime teaches @joerogan how to golf

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

@PFF Cut out the first of the clip where his full arm was wrapped around him on the initial cut🥸

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

@DonBrrr I have lost all faith

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

hiphop lost one of the best battlers of all time … RIP @patstay .. KINGS NEVER DIE‼️

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

@moldypeach69 If lil’ dirk forgave him I do too

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Flatulence Earther

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

Anyone interested in going to see @tomsegura at the metro center in October?!?

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

BREAKING NEWS!!! SUGA STATE ATHLETIC COMMISSION OFFICIALLY RULES PEDRO VS SUGA A FAT FUCKIN DUB FOR SUGA

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

Had a crackhead ask for money for smokes and told him I had no cash and he actually asked me just to use my debit card 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

Mango jalapeño beer is weiiiiiird

[DEEJAY CLEEJAY @ClaytonCooke]

The show may be based in LA but entire conversations and scenes in Spanish with no subtitles is a PROBLEM