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[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@PardonMyTake I love you @hen_ease . I love Ohio. I love that you hate Ohio.

That said, look up the state who produced the most U.S. Presidents and Astronauts.

We are the definition of middle America baby. We produce some pretty interesting people because the state itself is pretty boring.

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@RGIII Like having an alcoholic father who you love no matter what because he’s your father. Referring to the Browns organization, not DW. Deshaun is just the most recent failure in a long line of my father’s mistakes. Maybe I am referring to my real dad.

Should I see a psychiatrist?

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

BREAKING: Plot for National Treasure 3 is Billy and Jessica sneaking into Le Batard studio to steal Stugotz’s old microphone.

@billygil @jessica_smetana @stugotz790

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@wingoz

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@golic For me, the return of @thegolics reminded me of that jingle from years ago that still haunts my sleep: 🎵Golic and Wingo Leadership Retreat! 🎶

It lives rent free in my head.

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@RJ_TMC Enjoy when you post results RJ. This was a strange one for me. My thought process:

1: No idea
2: No idea
3: Morgan Freeman was in this? Wow
4: Hans “Snape” Gruber and the girl from the Abyss (and Grimm)!? What!
5: I recognize him (Slater)
6: Got it.

Never seen it tho lol

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@DonnieDoesWorld @Billyhottakes And he forced you to blow clouds at him when everyone was getting attacked by wasps in Uganda because you have big brother spirit and that’s what good big brothers do. Damnit Billy!

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@ochocinco Phrasing Ocho, phrasing…🤣🤣

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@mikegolicjr Those green ones are Avada Kedavra’s

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@stugotz790 Has Stugotz gotten his mojo back? Guys, I think Stugotz has got his mojo back!!

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@jasonfitz You got this man!

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@ESPNPR @golic @mikegolicjr @espn @ESPNRadio This is fantastic! Congrats guys. All is right in the world again. You should bring in @stugotz790 as a rotating cohost and call him “The Third Leg”.

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@wingoz Played a scramble with him last summer. The man stores his tees in his utility belt and shoots them into the ground with some sort of grapple gun. #Legend

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@DonnieDoesWorld Am I the only person on Earth who has a major problem with the word “live”. My brain gets split in half every time I read that sad, pathetic attempt of a word. Can’t we do better, English? Did you survive something? Or are you currently on air? I guess I’ll never fucking know.

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@jessica_smetana “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." — Gandalf

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@karnsies817 Do you think I can get royalties if the new Hulu show called The Land is anything like my idea below?

https://t.co/x34HCJMlUR

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

The Pitt, a new show on Max based on an ER in Pittsburg, should have been filmed in Cleveland and called The Land, except it’s about treating the emotional pain inflicted by the Cleveland Browns. I bet @jessica_smetana would watch. @KenCarman

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@_CLEology I predicted this would happen!

https://t.co/x34HCJMlUR

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

The Pitt, a new show on Max based on an ER in Pittsburg, should have been filmed in Cleveland and called The Land, except it’s about treating the emotional pain inflicted by the Cleveland Browns. I bet @jessica_smetana would watch. @KenCarman

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@SleeperBrowns @SleeperNFL @BrownsLead My idea!!

https://t.co/x34HCJMlUR

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

The Pitt, a new show on Max based on an ER in Pittsburg, should have been filmed in Cleveland and called The Land, except it’s about treating the emotional pain inflicted by the Cleveland Browns. I bet @jessica_smetana would watch. @KenCarman

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

…this is actually happening.

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

The Pitt, a new show on Max based on an ER in Pittsburg, should have been filmed in Cleveland and called The Land, except it’s about treating the emotional pain inflicted by the Cleveland Browns. I bet @jessica_smetana would watch. @KenCarman

[Brian @CleBrianLA]

@stugotz790 Why is this the best poll I have ever seen