Cleandingus

where I spooge on your latest favorite comedian replacing the Mic with an Eggplant

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

I tell Rice Krispies to shut the Heck up!

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

@DRSharonRStone @stephenRB4 Chris Rock would dub the Inability to log out an ego death.

[Batman Archives @TheBatHome]

Batman and Catwoman by Yale Stewart

[Retroman🕹🎮 @realretroism]

Glass Joe

[🚘Brutal Cams🎥 @brutalcams]

Does the driver speak English

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My dog after eating my philosophy book

[Stephen Black @stephenRB4]

There’s online suicide, and then there’s that last comment you just posted 👀

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

Standup comedy is bigger than ever. Everyday the peanut gallery screen out the most sophisticated and elevated humorists. With just one wrong line or misstep the foolish clown is canceled and remains under self analysis forever shell shocked.

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

@taylaarundell @Nithya_Shrii Nice way to pit yourself against half the population. ClosetLez. Me too movement ended 4 years ago.

[Stoner Barbie @stonersvilla]

People who smoke and immediately start cleaning the house are built different

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

😮‍💨

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

girls shoot their shot by staring at you like this

[Enchanted Booklet @dreamerbook]

'The Princess and the Trolls' by John Bauer, 1913

#illustrationㅤ

[M⁴a²nn⁰y @Ribera420]

🤣 every time