Cleandingus

where I spooge on your latest favorite comedian replacing the Mic with an Eggplant

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

I tell Rice Krispies to shut the Heck up!

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Lock in so hard the universe rearranges itself around your vibration.

[yonna🫶🏽 @chatinaasol]

Aging backwards got more to do with your spirit than ya skincare routine.

[☣︎ @grimlun]

i earned this substance abuse

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

@theprimalone305 @FightVibesTv Represented by Juicy.

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

@ADHDForReal

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

Which of the following is true:

1.) Casablance is the capital of Morocco
2.) Sudan translates into English as two black girls
3.) I don't inhale
4.) Vietnamese women had to use black face during the war to Evade Rape

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

Mickey D going neck and neck with the In n Out Burgers' Secret Sauce. My sauciness is as secretive as Victoria's sheer lingerie.

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

OG skinhead screaming Getter Done like Ron White getting trashed on stage while talking trash. Longer line of famished customers at my drive thru than Raising Cane & Chick Fillet combined. Depending on the time of day of course. I'm taking over the throne for the fast food clown.

[Mall Bangers @MallBangers]

Pretty soon…

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

Earth-Bending firestarter locked in whilst on point. Boom boom Bang. Rattle my cage and see if I slip. Fighting a losing battle when you love the sound of your own voice. Putting my blood sweat tears as well as DNA into reciting the Hail Mary.

[𓂀 Dan Benandanti𓂀 @DBenandanti]

"No me importa que la cima sea solitaria, El abismo de dónde salí también lo fue."

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

my @lemonade_inc policy just helped fund medical backpacks and direct cash aid for families in emergency zones. I knew about their Giveback when I signed up and it's still one of the best reasons I did. https://t.co/4YZunSEhaP

[Lemonade @Lemonade_Inc]

This quarter, Lemonade Giveback funded 16,000 medical kits and five hurricane shelters through Direct Relief, emergency support for thousands of families in the days after a crisis through GiveDirectly and CARE, and 15 local causes through Giveback Grants. Lemonade community <3

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

@Aetheric369 @Zenm001

[Cleandingus @CleanDingus]

@hexesandspell @miaferrariii

[GAJU @GAJUCARE]

Nature’s most intimate bond! 🐋💙 Have you ever seen a whale nursing? Because their milk is so high in fat (about 35–50%!), it looks like a thick cloud underwater! 🥛✨ It’s incredible how these gentle giants care for their young!