MiasmaMike

Gentleman of leisure

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

It was terrible Mr Vice President what happened. And lessons will be learned. But here’s a thought - maybe concentrate instead on why 44000 Americans died last year from gun related deaths, and what can be done about your dreadful disease before you start lecturing others

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Absolutely horrific night in Ukraine last night - 44 ballistic missiles and 659 drones fired from Russia. Deaths in Kyiv, Odessa and Dnipro. Not even bothering to hide the fact that it is residential areas under attack. Barely on the news outside Ukraine. And @JDVance says he is proud that USA has pulled its support so the aggressor can keep aggressing. Disgusting. But Europe has to do even more now

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Suella Braverman’s parents emigrated (those horrible economic migrants not from a war zone she hates).

She went to Cambridge for free and didn’t collect £27k debt like everyone else. Scrounger.

She used the Erasmus scheme to study in France. Which she has blocked.

Horrible.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[MiasmaMike @Cleanersvenus]

@XMartinsMusicX The Big Heat is a wonderful album.

[Saucy Seventies Adventures @SaucySeventies]

It wouldn't be a proper Easter Sunday without the guy singing Mule Train and whacking himself with a tin tray.

[🤍𝕁𝕆🤍 @jomickane]

How to stop water companies putting sewage in our water 🤔

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Farage forgets that the receipts are everywhere

This should be enough to trigger the investigation of the Bannon / Epstein connections to Brexit and of course emails exist verifying those connections already

[Nick Reeves #RejoinEU #NAFO #FBPE @nickreeves9876]

Please do not embarrass Farage by reposting his 'Happy Birthday Mr President' tweet. Be careful not to draw attention to the fact that he's holding a bottle of Trump wine, it would make him look like a fawning sycophant, and we wouldn't want to do that ... would we?

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

True

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Musk HATES this being shared on X 😬

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Instead of cutting public spending on benefits and services, let’s cut things that are of no benefit or service to the nation.

Here’s where I’d start:

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Nigel Farage has kindly asked we stop sharing this video of him talking about why we should privatise the NHS 💙

You know what to do!

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

True story

[NewsThump @newsthump]

'Melania' defies critics by winning FIFA Oscar for Best Movie

[Brendan May @bmay]

Reform have gained one of the greatest minds of all time and this timeless classic is now all theirs.

It is simply impossible that people this stupid should be allowed to govern, no matter which party they run off to when they’ve destroyed their own.

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

Hey, British Right Wing F*ck Nuggets.

You Gammons voted for the lies of Brexit, we got Brexit, it f*cked the country.

You Gammons voted for the lies of Johnson, we got Johnson, he f*cked the country.

You’re gonna vote #Reform, aren’t you?

Because Gammons never learn.

[MiasmaMike @Cleanersvenus]

@SJASheridan @SaucySeventies Jeremy Beadle in my case.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

When @grok was asked who spreads the most disinformation on @x - it's response was to name @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk

X have deleted the response, RT it here before they delete this one!

They find it humiliating! RT!