Cleatus T. Gobbler

Morally inept mascot of the Jive Ass Turkeys, editor of CTG's Weekly Report, jenkem huffer, King of Queens fanatic.

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

You’re welcome, bitch.

[Marc Ryan @MarcRyanOnAir]

All due respect, Gamecocks 🍻

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

@KGD1795 @cocky4a @BCrawford247 I’ll name several:

- SEC conference stability
- passionate but realistic fan base
- top 15 NIL support (for now)
- proven we can go win 4-5* blue chip players
- ability to pay top $ for coaches
- massive new facility renovations
- Reasonable expectations in the toughest league

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@cocky4a @BCrawford247 That’s a bullshit lazy excuse. Plenty of reasons SC would be an attractive job.

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@MichaelWBratton Can we make Steamer go to Owen’s Field tonight so we can fire his ass on the tarmac after a home game?

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Somebody better put Sellers’s Mercedes on blocks tonight. Bum ass QB #Gamecocks

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

#KentuckyFootball Will Stein has some nice B cups, what’s his OF??

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

I’m fucking done with this bullshit. Fuck you @CoachSBeamer you petulant little baby can’t wait to hear the presser after this one.

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

He should just shut the fuck up already. Jesus Horatio Christ, it’s the same shit every time.

[Brad Crawford @BCrawford247]

Here's the opening statement, in part, from Shane Beamer tonight ... (h/t @GamecockFB)

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

Sellers is not and never will be an elite QB. Really good athlete. But great athlete does not always equal great QB. What a fucking joke. Godamn you Shane Beamer, fucking bitch.

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

FT: very athletic “QB��� (bargain price!)
ISO: actual QB with requisite skills

#Gamecocks

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

@SECcousinShane @MichaelWBratton Arch Manning might lose his virginity tonight.

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@Morgan799768979 @scdhec That’s not true.

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Grow a fucking pair of nuts, @RayTannerSC and fire this lame duck piece of shit coach. #Gamecocks

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This guy is a dumbass. Take off your tin foil hat, buddy.

[Jim Baxter @JBtalkinSportz]

So, according to DHEC (see highlights) they arbitrarily add NINE to every one positive case. So when you get your daily total in SC, divide it by ten to get the real number. And even that is inflated because one person with two pos tests counts as TWO cases. SMDH

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

@Chief_Dale14 U bored?

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Tori Gurley is a bitter old man.

[Tori Gurley @TGurley81]

@CoachWMuschamp was out coached by #Saban today video coming soon with details!!!

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

You dumb bastards.

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

Wilson is a fucking troll who wears clown makeup. https://t.co/6eDTFptOfT

[FITSNews @fitsnews]

.@JGirlWilson does NOT like @TempletonCath's new ad, writing on Facebook that it implies "she wants to shoot her political opponents." Wilson goes on to say Templeton "reminds me of the Christina Applegate character" in the movie #BadMoms. IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!!!

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

Roll tide? https://t.co/oVooFCwOUW

[News19 WLTX @WLTX]

North Carolina Father and Biological Daughter Charged with Incest After Having Baby https://t.co/U3XpKCJIXE

[Cleatus T. Gobbler @CleatusGobbler]

.@bowtieger You're a cocksucker. https://t.co/ucocZBaPpC

[R. Bowen Loftin @bowtieger]

Happy to see South Carolina Women’s Basketball fall to UConn tonight.