Carter Collins

Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots. Cornell-Alpha Zeta-'19 Animal Science and Crops and Business and Stuff.

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@h_maloney24 @dorktenzi I'd gamble with Billy Fuccillo tbh. Our wins would be Huuuuuuuuuuuugah.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Science literacy empowers you to know when someone else is full of shit.

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@valerie_gw At first I was beginning to feel attacked, but then got bailed out by the remainder of the tweet.

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@cmf214 Whoah eassssy. There is nothing wrong with Special K. Not like it's "regular K".

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@valerie_gw no. just no.

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@WhitePplQuote @jdmorgiewicz acoustic Kip

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@valerie_gw @h_maloney24 I was just having this mental debate, then passed out on the couch. Nobody won. Get out while you can still escape the carnage of mental battle...

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Boy, wouldn’t it be horrible if we found out Billy Joel DID start the fire?

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@gzimmerman26 ...Nesbitt

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@gzimmerman26 Had to stop him at 69. That's my theory.

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@neiltyson @nihilist_arbys

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@fletcher07_ On the bright side you get to keep all your streaks... Unfortunately though Greg...

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@ClassicDadMoves @gzimmerman26

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@cmf214 Or your cover photo. Rip

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@TheOnion @gzimmerman26

[Carter Collins @Cledcollins]

@fletcher07_ Nope. Just being Wayne.

[The Grand Tour @thegrandtour]

The Grand Tour returns for Season 2 on 8 December, only on Amazon Prime Video. https://t.co/4L4kwSSAVc #TheGrandTour

[180 Yield Failure @180YieldFailure]

#LockNut