Clem Smith

An agent of justice, or just an agent of chaos?

[Clem Smith @ClemSmith1]

Just went on the best date ever!
She was super cute, she cleaned my teeth, AND insurance covered the whole thing! It went so well, that she asked me out again in 6 months!

[Cincy Light by 90 @CincyLightBy90]

I am rebranded, I am reborn, I am….. Cincy Light by 90

[Clem Smith @ClemSmith1]

@daddyghost513 Wow, this. Right here. Holy smokes. Jeez. What a world. Game. Changer.

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

A new meme is born, thank you @jj_redick

[Leslie Mines @LeslieMinesIII]

Wait for it . . . 😭 https://t.co/SlNkNiW1mm

[Clem Smith @ClemSmith1]

@noslin4 Gotta #StayAtTheLake

[Clem Smith @ClemSmith1]

@AlanDicken1 Nope, pants shopping at Walmart #EvenBetter #Blessed

[Clem Smith @ClemSmith1]

It’s so nice having average size legs

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

God dammit man

This speech put tears in my eyes

Coach Rhule was put on this earth to lead and be a football coach

[Barstool UCF @UCFStool]

It’s been a bumpy season…@UCBarstool

(CC:@ohheyfritz)

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cool Leaf Carried A Couple Feet https://t.co/d8uc9IRYLb

[FCS Nation Radio @FCSNationRadio1]

The Portland State President gets it!

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar:

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Football is back

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

*Montreal*

CASHIER: bonjour

ME: oh! bonjour

CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir?

ME: well it looks like the jig is up

[Clem Smith @ClemSmith1]

Do you eat the black watermelon seeds?

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

who’s buyin this?

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Pentagon: “We had an accounting error of $6.2 billion dollars”

Ukraine rn: