Clem Haines

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

We all know an alcoholic.... oh wait that's me

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

Procrastination is waiting for your laptop to die so you can't do work while it charges enough to turn back on

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

Cuts hand and spend 5 hours in A&E. Gets home and carries on baking!

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

True love is sending your bio bae gluten free home baked goods in her time of need ❤️ forever luv @lucybombone

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

Just discovered fried chicken is originally from Scotland. I feel like my life’s been a lie.

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

@freej0_ Get it!

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

Uni is fuckin hard kids

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

“I used to want to have a really successful career but now I want to live in a farmhouse in wellies”...

I’m not sure whether to be proud or worried I influenced this decision?

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

When your flat mates want you at the SU but you’re already showered and in your pjs...

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

I’m sure no matter what my emotion it’ll probably be expressed in tear form. Happy or sad find me in the corner in a puddle.

[bella @bellakmartinez2]

southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

@lucybombone Not long till reuniting for Chrimbo and love u

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

@lucybombone Give me till my dissertation and I’ll be on it 💕

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

Never thought reach for the stars and mr brightside would make me so homesick

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

Using al dente as an excuse for being too lazy to cook my pasta for the correct amount of time

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

Your uni: arranges parties My uni: crawl through rotten hay why we chuck rotten eggs, sour milk and baked beans at you

[Clem Haines @clem_clam]

Forget 12 days of Christmas we have 12 days of fresher 😂