Alice 👼

24 she/her

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

“Sorry sweetheart, Daddy just called and he can’t pick you up tonight. He’s playing fascist paramilitary dress-up with other divorced dads.”

[space age country girl @fckingmelodrama]

“We all died in 2020 and this is hell” has never been truer

[riah 🫧 @at1nytown]

when will the sun finally explode

[StopTheOligarchy🍉 @KleptocratWorld]

This story. That the men were willing to stand up for their cars but not the woman is why women say all men. The other men should have mocked & bullied him for trying to go upstairs and then beat his ass if he did

Until we get to this point, women will rightfully say “all men”

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Evil McFly be like:

[mj💋🪩 @rosesforsue]

i’m actually fucking crying this is a new low even for her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Vivian @suchnerve]

You’re laughing. A new frontier of pointless leftist infighting is being spearheaded by a white person in a hijab-inspired secular accessorization, and you’re laughing.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the Saturday mask mandate at Last Ditch, a COVID-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts.

[Sam Santala @SamSantala]

Wikipedia has been doing some really awesome social media posts. They've been hiring artists & animators to talk about random Wikipedia articles or explain how it works.

They could have just hired influencers, or made text posts. But this feels much more grassroots. I love it

[quinn 🇵🇸🇲🇦 @81R0ZAN0V]

centuries ago the insanely rich used to sponsor libraries, hospitals, arts & science, bc they understood that if they just showed off their excessive wealth w/o giving back they would be hanged & needed the plebes to see their value to society. now they just do shit like this

[Sels @suh_less]

Shut him tf up 🫪

[Mark Seddon @MarkSeddon1962]

Many of us will want to know when you are intending to give up your seat in the House of Lords? Two thirds of us in this country do not want Palantir anywhere near our public services.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

At any point in this interview, was it mentioned that Richard Dearlove is a lobbyist for the oil and gas industry?

[caleb williams nail tech @fvckalicia_]

ts has been frying me bc you can tell my boy genuinely expected Kirk to be smarter 😭😭😭😭

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Nope. Nope. Not falling the framing of the ‘smol bean’ mythologized small business owner who *needs* to use AI to make a menu

[☆ @LucilleFilm]

zara's story keeps getting proven time and time again

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.

[Aishwarya | Free 🍉 @Aishworryyaa]

Taps sign

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

The absolute cowardice of @edsheeran.

History will remember