Clemency-Tate

writ/prod/nice girl. NEW SHOW: Too Close to the Bone 2021 🛳#homecomingfest 👵@twopaleladies🤷‍♀️

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

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Defamation? More like Defecation Case am I right @amberheard @johnnydepp

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

@SkyUK the worst customer service experience I’ve ever had, and I’ve been stuck in a hotel lift overnight.

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

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[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

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[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

What a shit year.

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[EncompassProductions @EncompassOnline]

Sign up to find out when: https://t.co/TrQTtlWWEd

#homecomingfest #theatre #newwriting #london #wemakeevents #comingsoon

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

When did astroturfs make a comeback?

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@TheConranShop hi, I’m chasing up an issue with customer services but all the emails are now bouncing? Can someone here contact me?

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

Join us, joining them

[EncompassProductions @EncompassOnline]

#HomecomingFest at @WhiteBearTheatr is joined by Louisiana, Two Pale Ladies, and Splutter Theatre💜
Your tickets for ‘Too Close To The Bone' on Tue, 10 Nov: https://t.co/3xpkwtvZpR

#theatre #londontheatre #newwriting

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

Covid can go eff itself, but THEATRE IS STILL LIVE'N'KICKING in a really safe way!
2 CLOSE 2 THA BONE🦴🚢🦵 10th NOV, Tix avail https://t.co/MsqZhCEbv4 @EncompassOnline @Miss_Beresford #homecomingfest @WhiteBearTheatr

[Louise Beresford @Miss_Beresford]

Ticket link for my new LIVE show
https://t.co/lBfSvuATU4

For anyone feeling nervous about attending live theatre all the Health & Safety rules for the Homecoming Festival can be found on @WhiteBearTheatr website.

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

#homecomingfest

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

Presenting,
TOO CLOSE TO THE BONE
As featured in the
HOMECOMING FESTIVAL
courtesy of @EncompassOnline
- 10th Nov
- White Bear theatre @WhiteBearTheatr
- 3pm, 6.30pm, 8pm
- 25 pax per show
- V Covid safe!

(NB - not the official poster)

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

Come on get your wallets out for the lads

[EncompassProductions @EncompassOnline]

Tickets on sale for Homecoming: A New Theatre Festival @WhiteBearTheatr! Ft. @we_louisiana @SplutterTheatre @Miss_Beresford @bendicat @ClemencyTate @M_MorphTheatre @wearetramp - https://t.co/2TBZ0UHxSF #theatre #HomecomingFest

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

We’re doing a show! Like a real one with an audience!
“Too Close Too the Bone” or as I like to call it “2👌2 da🦴” with my pals @Miss_Beresford and @bendicat, 10th Nov at Homecoming festival wiv @EncompassOnline & @WhiteBearTheatr 🧡🦴

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

On hold to @IKEAUK customer services. I thought the Abba soundtrack was a nice touch.
That was 43 minutes ago.

[Louise Beresford @Miss_Beresford]

I'm co-writing a show to be performed in an actual theatre!
Dark comedy 'Too Close To The Bone' by @bendicat @ClemencyTate & me is having its debut @WhiteBearTheatr for 3 socially distanced performances on 10th Nov, thxs to @EncompassOnline!
Info👇

https://t.co/lBfSvuATU4

[Clemency-Tate @ClemencyTate]

Who the hell told my parents about loud speaker?