Jay Dubya

small. round. orange.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Nice of the Sylvanian Families to lend their lectern

[Jay Dubya @Clemenntyne]

@riley652799 Righto. I’ll carry on.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song.

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

Why is Eastenders on at 9.45pm will they say cunt

[Jay Dubya @Clemenntyne]

😭😭😭

[rachel wilkerson miller @the_rewm]

every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon

[Paul Stanworth @paulstanworth]

If you’re going to work thinking you’ve got a busy week… At least you haven’t got to find organised crime gangster Darius Knezevic, get triple murderer Tommy Lee Royce back behind bars and solve the murder of Joanna Hepworth before you retire on THURSDAY #HappyValley

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

this is 10/10 content no notes

[Jay Dubya @Clemenntyne]

@riverthistle ❤️💪

[NYTimes Vows @NYTvows]

"I married my best friend," gushed the bride, standing next to 6 women who spent $8K apiece to support & celebrate her in that life event.

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

No idea who made this but it's absolutely ruined me

[ACMS @AltComMemSoc]

Still one of THE greatest monologues, hope drama students audition with it CONSTANTLY.

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

never forget what they took from us

[Alex Watson @imalexwatson]

Just been made aware of Sara Cox’s All Saints x Jeremy Vine mashup and it’s glorious 😂

[Matt Oakley @MattOakleyMojo]

“In 2020, how many people in England and Wales died due to Covid? Was it 69,000 or 73,000?”