Maria Clemens

bippity boppity ope

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

Friend: how are midterms going?
Me: I'd give myself an A for effort but F for quality

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@huev0s_rancher0 The story I was gonna tell you last night as we were walking out was that a woman brought in a shopping bag from saks 5th Ave and was sitting next to it for no reason except to flex but then as soon as I saw this man I knew they were in the same group

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If we give Donald Trump another four years in the White House, our planet will never recover.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am not concerned with the sports. i am however. very concerned with the snacks associated

[James @CaucasianJames]

just wanna rollerblade into the sunset with my boys

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@CaucasianJames @courtneypsmithh the stars are aligning

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@courtneypsmithh @lukecombs I’m filled with honor❤️

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@courtneypsmithh I want to see a series of this every time you go out lmao

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@TaylorStazzone Only works if you sign up with email

[James @CaucasianJames]

imagine what raccoons will accomplish once they learn how to use imovie

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@gold_atlantic dont give up buddy

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

american airport security: ma'am is this box of cliff bars a bomb?

australian airport security: wait, theres a speaker IN your water bottle? thats just about the coolest thing ive seen this week *calls over coworker to check it out*

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@medschooladvice @claireokkema @AlyNicodemus

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@abby_jankowski #FalseClaims

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

Today my physics prof apologized for using a calculator in class and "not keeping it real"

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

@abby_jankowski i support this

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

They say "more money, more problems" but i just found 4 bucks on a run and life feels pretty great

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

I aspire to be the type of person who checks their email enough that they don't show up to events that have been cancelled

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

There is a person sitting in my class in an inflatable t rex costume. I am unsure how to feel about this

[Maria Clemens @ClemensMaria]

Q: So, what are your fall break plans?
A: