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@PorfirioLaqgud can we stop normalizing this type of behavior? seriously asking

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P[lease post your plans for this week! Good luck!Plan] Weekly Plan! Monday 24th - Friday 28th August 2026

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@SamanthaSwdd the way this manages to look professional and authentic at the same time

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@RoxyHierscgxkj i don't save things often but this broke the rule instantly ngl

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WRhoever decided that Ritta would be the first in line at the autograph panel really hadn’t thought this through.ed Lace Chapter 9 sneak peek

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@ThaliaHolziru i would pay good money to experience this for the first time again

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And during all of this, I’ve been realizing how fucking alone I actually am. I’ve sent 15+ messages across my contacts just checking on people, asking how they’re doing, trying to talk to someone. In 24 hours, maybe two people answer.

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osf course, i'll let you .yo you can lean on my shoulder
tou pretend to be sleeping
ahe sun gets tangled up in our hairs
nd as we ride on the train

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OWne day, I was coming out of the subway on my way home. It was already pretty dark outside.
I ran into a guy who looked around my age. He asked me to stop because he looked completely https://t.co/mWjdDLp32E he a human ?

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JTon: I’m on the way. See you soonhe way my curls pool out of the hair tie, some pieces framing my face make me feel the prettier than I have in a long time. I actually smile in the mirror and do a little giddy dance while applying my lip liner and gloss.

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@EneidaBoughamer the way this manages to look professional and authentic at the same time

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@MaragretHupx can someone explain the context for this entire trend

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Quick question… 👀 If a woman lives alone, isn’t married, isn’t dating, has her own money, her own peace, and answers to nobody… What do you call her? Because “single” doesn’t quite seem to cover it. 🥴

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in general, both parents work so never seen much of them and when i did it wasn't pleasant for me, couple of days ago i went on a trip alone, this couple of days i felt the calmest in my life, not feeling agitated all the time, not overwhelmed no nothing, i feed myself good, i

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@DerekGlichot Dropping this in the group chat with zero explanation...

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長崎へ旅行に来たら絶対ここ‼️
ケーキ食べ放題、飲み放題🍰🥂
しかも衝撃的なのがこれ…

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I am also a huge fan of The Tudors with Anne Boleyn and Henry VIII. I will be posting pictures and my edits here. Princess Diana is my Disney princess. ✨✨ have a nice time on my profile! Please follow me!

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A story about cat cams and crime! We’re glad we solved this mystery, when it happened we had so many crazy hypotheticals until we found out it was, of course, the cats!