Clemson Carl

Unbiased Covid and sports coverage... Contributor for @StudentUSports, former @BarstoolClemson. Rutgers '16, Clemson '18. #LGM, #LGR, #NYG

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Chiefs win this game 31-23

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Will Shipley is a bigger reason that the eagles are in the Super Bowl than Saquan, argue with a wall

[Clemson Football @ClemsonFB]

Will Shipley in the NFC Championship Game:

1️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ All-Purpose Yards
2️⃣ Tackles
1️⃣ Forced Fumble
1️⃣ Touchdown

Have a day, @willshipley2021!!

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

@elonmusk Without debating your position on fairness so assuming office work IS more fair, as head of DOGE, why would you put fairness over efficiency? The jobs that are still being done from home are the ones where it eliminates waste to allow wfh - commute, unnecessary office space, etc.

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Notre Dame in another big game

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

What’s hilarious is that state penn still had no big wins, somehow flipped the narrative that Notre Dame can’t take the next step even though they still don’t really have any big wins either unless they win the natty, and you still believe any of what you tweeted

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

What hurts the most about this Penn State season is that the program DID make big strides

They played SIXTEEN games. B1G Championship game. Three Playoff games. They got way better through it all

But the narrative is it’s still the same old Penn State that can’t win the big one

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Turns out maybe it’s not a good sign when your QB is higher than Willie Nelson the morning before your quarterfinal game https://t.co/wUSCRQ4rCm

[Brenna Greene @BrennaGreene_]

Dillon Gabriel, certified MORNING PERSON

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Somebody breathalyzer sark

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Who gets tasked with making names for generations and have they never opened social media?

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Can’t tell if you’re saying I’m as high as he was this morning for saying that or that’s him calling to remind me he exists and made the trip to NY but either way this pic should be memed more

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Maybe all of the heisman finalists were frauds and Kyle Monangai should’ve won it

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

You’re telling me the poachers could just be doing this??

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Dehorning rhinos is a conservation strategy to deter poachers by removing the horns that make them a target.

https://t.co/vKoW82UvsL

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

MOOD

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

@TheRealJayGlus4 Yupp. It’s just a dumb argument. Every bracket has lower seeds that could be more advantageous for making it a round or two further than some higher ones… gotta win them all to win it all either way though

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Wild late night revelation Clay. Next you’re gonna tell me that some bubble basketball teams actually prefer getting the 11 seed over a 7-10 seed??

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

With Boise State’s win, likely locking up the four seed, the five seed will play Arizona State or Iowa State at home and then get Boise State in the quarterfinals. There’s a strong argument the five seed is actually the best seed in the playoff.

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Normandy Beach, 1944

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What’s their best win?

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Ohtani got the team to throw this game you can’t convince me otherwise

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Cutler was overheard telling officers “sorry I was taught to finish the drive even after taking a few shots”

[NewsChannel 5 @NC5]

Just In: Former Vandy and NFL quarterback Jay Cutler was arrested in Franklin Thursday night for DUI, other charges

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

This challenge went from @PatMcAfeeShow proving to the world how hard it is to kick to reconfirming every fans belief that any idiot who practices a couple times should start nailing them real fast

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Mets just put Wheeler through the Jacob DeGrom experience

[Clemson Carl @ClemsonCarl]

Illegal formation. Illegal man downfield. Might want to make sure this kid focuses on school

[The Spread Offense @Spread_Offense]

My 7 year old son drew up his first ever play called “Touchdown”

Might have to steal this concept..

My favorite is the hitch n go post corner and go!

I might have to talk to him about pass protection…