CEO ⚖️🥐🗺

CC’d for compliance. BCC’d for chaos | Drinks like it’s Q4 | Former problem child. Now building empires in heels.

[Swaraj @swarajk_]

someone referred to jensen huang’s affair thingy as situation-chip 🤣

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Succession is so damn good

[litquidity @litcapital]

“Gork, I’m 24 tequila sodas deep. Fly my ass home. Make no mistakes”

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Somewhere out there a French baddie is sad cause France lost go hug & spoil her...

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

[rae @SPITEFEM]

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic

[relatable 💞 @pvorelatable]

Without question, the weirdest people in my life have also been the most supportive & interesting people in this life. Weird rules. Stay weird.

[MAU P @realmaup]

raving is so beautiful you’ll be surrounded by ur best friends dancing to ur favorite dj there’s lasers and shit goin off the vibes are high and then there’s some asshole right next to u blowing a whistle nonstop

[Milou Pietersz @simplymediadv]

Underrated marketing skill: being insane.

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

My boss is totally unhinged. He just
divided a stack of resumes into two,
threw one pile away and said

“we can't work with unlucky people”

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I’m advocating for a 4 day workweek because everyone should be entitled to 1 extra weekend day just for spiraling.

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

“Can we jump on a quick call”

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

How I look on Microsoft Teams after drinking three vodka martinis at lunch

[𝐀𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐜 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐳𝐲 @Shamzy_Official]

Now that’s a Lawyer!

🎥Landman

[𝓚 ❤︎ @misskerrington]

idk, i’m ready to be at the airport again

[Dom Dolla @domdolla]

most insane night of my life sydney ♥️😭

[mira #OpenEndings @v01sual]

this world is extremely kind to men so i am not

[𐙚 @blythedollbaby]

i’m anxious on my mother’s side and avoidant on my father’s side