Bro to Bro
1. Quit porn
2. Replace your worn-out boxers
3. Get a haircut every 2 weeks
4. Shower twice daily
5. Own a few quality polos and button-down shirts
6. Have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions
7. Own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance
8. Use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)
9. Drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups
10. Brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day
11. Use the restroom before leaving the house
12. Dress well no matter where you’re going
13. Above all, love God
Pau Cubarsí and Lamine Yamal are the first pair of teenagers to start a FIFA World Cup knockout match for a team since Pelé and Altafini for Brazil against Wales in the 1958 quarterfinals.
🚨🇸🇳 Shocking new revelations have emerged over the chaos surrounding the Senegal national team:
🔸 Several federation officials spent their stay focused on everything but football, with claims of gala evenings, vintage bottles of alcohol, expensive gifts, lavish spending, and "female company."
🔸 Pape Thiaw signed his contract just five hours before the match against Norway and was even considering not taking his place on the bench at first.
🔸 Some officials allegedly invited friends and content creators to join the delegation, while players looked on in disbelief at what was happening.
🔸 Hotel staff complained about the behaviour of several members of the Senegal delegation.
🔸 Some players were left to fend for themselves, ordered fast food and even left the hotel without supervision.
(Source: @snewsafrica)
Cubarsi is yet to lose a game for Spain
Cubarsi is yet to be dribbled past at the World Cup.
Cubarsi is yet to concede a World Cup goal.
Are we going to keep acting like this is normal??
Harry Kane wants to usurp Messi's record for goals scored in a year.
Olise wants to usurp Messi's record for assists in a year.
Mbappe wants to usurp Messi's World Cup record.
They're all insane & should be praised.
But everyone's reference in everything in football is MESSI.
During the last qualifying match for the World Cup, FIFA boy Leo Messi received a straight red card after an off-the-ball violent conduct vs Ireland. The punishment for this red card was for him to miss three games. The first game coming vs Armenia and the next two games would be carried over to the first two matches at the World Cup.
But in an unprecedented move, FIFA invented the “suspended suspension”, saying “okay we suspend your ban and you can play the two matches at the World Cup.” So he missed the next game vs Armenia and was cleared to play in the World Cup.
Critics and pundits openly accused FIFA of undermining the sport's professional integrity to protect commercial interests. Opponents argued that Messi was treated as an "economic engine" whose absence would cause a direct hit to tournament streaming numbers, viewership, and ticket revenue.
In the immediate aftermath, there were reports that rival teams drawn into Portugal’s World Cup group considered taking the case to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) to demand the original ban be reinstated.
Ultimately, the ruling stood, allowing Rona…sorry Messi to feature right from the tournament's kickoff.
This is a clear example of how FIFA favours Messi alone while always victimizing Ronaldo.
🚨🎙️ Pierluigi Collina ( Chairman FIFA referees committee) on comparisons between Messi’s challenge and Balogun’s:
“Messi’s challenge was never one that should be considered a red card. It was unintentional, and he didn’t leave his foot on the opponent’s ankle after the contact.
Balogun’s incident is completely different. The way the player’s ankle twisted was very dangerous. If I had been the referee, I would have shown a red card.
Unfortunately, many fans don’t understand these distinctions and will continue bringing up Messi’s incident purely for clicks and engagement because it’s Messi.”
If FIFA were really fair, Ronaldo should have served his 3-match ban! That would mean his next match is against Colombia— meaning those two goals against Uzbekistan don't exist.
…but FIFA decided to pardon him, but I'm supposed to believe that Messi is the FIFA Boy!
🚨 Rayan Cherki is going through a very difficult period off the pitch. 😢
The France coaching staff are aware that the situation has left him emotionally exhausted since the end of last week, with Cherki even suffering sleepless nights because of it. 😔
People close to the midfielder insist that his reaction after the win over Sweden—when he appeared to ignore Didier Deschamps—was simply an expression of frustration directed at himself, not his manager. 😤
Cherki also understands that he can't expect to displace the players ahead of him right now, given the outstanding form of Kylian Mbappé, Ousmane Dembélé and Michael Olise.
However, his France teammates have rallied around him, reassuring him that his moment will come and reminding him that Les Bleus will need his talent to unlock difficult games as the World Cup progresses. 🙏
(Source: L'Équipe)