Cleo Panda

Notices detail in ridiculous situations. Loves positivity and will make lemonade if life requires it. Dislikes attention hogs & regular hogs. Decent lawyering.

[cella 🤌 @mikeVcella]

the CDC says it's not omicron unless it comes from the Omicrônne region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling covid

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

When life imitates art.
#Optimism

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

If you do it, do it right 🤣

[AMAZINACE @AMAZINACE]

Yeaaaaah ..that’s right

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

Nothing says happy new year like a sad tray of cookies mangled by coworkers. #officefail #HappyNewYear #thursdaymorning

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

Unknown & unacceptable coworker at large. #officelife #workfail #WHY @PoPville

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

This utterly unacceptable metro rider has been inducted into popville's hall of shame. #welldeserved #dclife #wmata #popville

[PoPville @PoPville]

Foul, Foul, Foul!
https://t.co/cTWZOQylrl

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

.@popville Context for comments: sandal wearer - lady, late 50s; rider - guy, mid 30s. Packed train & lady appeared to know it was utterly unacceptable. Rider's sense - offending action simply rude; saying anything would have not resolved situation & escalated unnecessarily.

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

No!
(shoe wearer settled in & hapily shifted feet around, constantly touching the rider who attempted to move away for most of ride.)
#unacceptable #nohometraining #getacar #wmata @PoPville

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

.@PoPville thank you for putting the sandal wearer in your hall of shame!!

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

@ShakingDaily @HakunaWMATA @PoPville That was the rider's assessment as well, which is why he didn't say anything. Sandal wearer was well aware rider was unhappy...

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

@Terpin8or @HakunaWMATA @PoPville I hope she reads popville! 😂

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

I guess that cookie is not for you, unacceptable coworker. #gohome #workfail #lifefail #HappyStPatricksDay

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

In the name of accuracy how about this for the website today opm? Also it's still snowing. #veryslippery #fail @capitalweather #stillsnowing

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

No! A THUMBPRINT on a raggedy leftover half donut by an unknown and unacceptable coworker. (Also nobody ever really wants the half...find it a home b4 cutting. Thank you.)
#nohometraining #workfail #holidayseason #krispykreme #commondecencyfail

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

86,000 MORE camera tickets in 2018 than 2017 means cameras prevent speeding....oh wait
($103 million in revenue is unrelated! you were one mile over on K st anyway! look squirrel!)
#dcgov #basicmath #speedcamera #beancounters #DC #dctraffic #generalfund #accounting

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

View from the wing on this pilot's last day! @united buttery smooth flight after 31 years flying around the grumpy squished masses. #thankyou #likebutter #TopGun #unitedAIRLINES #DCA @united @UnitedAir_

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

Somebody on #BachelorInParadise (accurately) quoted #JustinTrudeau #BIP #maplecookies #canada

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

I ❤ background churro lady's mildly disapproving face. #BachelorInParadise #pokerface #churros

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

Life lesson from the World Cup: a quick move (pic 1) is outplayed by a willingness to be an internet meme (pic 2). #WorldCup #LifeLessons #divingismyfavoritesport

[Cleo Panda @CleopandaEsq]

Whoa @AMEXPlaCard no price match?!? Has anyone told you what you charge for annual fee? Feels more like fools gold than platinum. Should have used other card that would have given me the difference, making fee worth it. Lessons learned! #paymoreforless #feesfordays #AmexLife