Clerks Quotes

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"Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one?"

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"Those Hobbit movies were boring as hell. It was, was a bunch of people walking, 3 movies of people walking to a volcano." - @HobbitQuotes 1

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"My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!"

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Need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning"

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"Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement. "

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"Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job."

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"Why aren't there any lights?

Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night. "

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"How many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store? "

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I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter.

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"You know, that guy @JayMewes got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does."

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"I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. "

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"Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore! "

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"Randal Graves. Thirty-two and you're flipping burgers? Jesus, anybody else from our graduating class back there? "

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"Bunch of savages in this town. "

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"One, we can hang out in front of your store and you can't call the cops. "

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Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"? via @StarWarsQuotes7

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You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.

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"That was Snowball."

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"Terrorists? I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I? "

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I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter.