Cletus Fatback

[Cletus Fatback @CletusFatback]

Never had #fastfood #leftovers

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21 tells me his wedding ring was a machete?

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Flip flops on a #skateboard, pretty bad idea

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Fat Thor Lebowski was an awesome move😂🙌 #avengersendgame #thor #biglebowski #thedudeabides

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🤨🧐🤔🤔🤔

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“Excuse me” doesn’t really count if you say it while you plow through someone. Very grateful that I rarely have to ride rush hour trains. #mta #defeatsthepurpose #sardines #subway

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Big fan of #couches . Big fan

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Went to the Tuesday night dollar taco spot to watch #OKCvsPOR . The person next to me was watching #SJSvsVGK . I told them to stop wasting their time in the 3rd period. Glad I’ll never see them again.

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#NeverBeenKissed is really just #ToCatchAPredator except that the bad guy wins 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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Today was gonna be a good day but

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Gotta gig during the #GameofThrones season premiere ... guess I’ll be on airplane mode tonight 🤷🏼‍♂️ #CantHangOutAfterSorry

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I thought left hand lead could feel weird, but left FOOT lead?!?! #whatdoesntkillyou #doublebass #metal4life

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Realized I’ve been listening almost exclusively to female singers for the past week or so. Y’all ladies are killing it🤘 #JorjaSmith #BillieEilish #CorinneBaileyRae #Mahalia #KFlay #Metric #ErykahBadu #MIA #Santigold

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Please don’t mess this up🙏(They gon mess this up...)
#cowboybebop #netflix #liveaction #dontbreakmyheart #nofaith #pleasebeprovenwrong https://t.co/75G6X7SG0z

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#Cereal dust. Damn that stuff man

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Recommendation: Listen to @GUNSHIPMUSIC while reading #ReadyPlayerOne 🔥🔥🔥👾

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I’ve never been more thankful for a 31 day month

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This is my 100th tweet. I hope you like it

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A pause button on life would be awesome.

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Every week I appear in exactly 3 searches on #LinkedIn according to my email