Cletus “Alf” Hargrove

Jan. 6th Rally Goer, aspiring financier and island owner, former 11u special teams coordinator, Michelob Man, H&B wearer, Catan expert

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When we say “Bring back the whale” we don’t mean this. Hit the gym #Vineyard

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@johnnieO Would love to add a Johnnie to the collection

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@hbgolfusa Did Pitt make the list?

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Cletus’ top 5 bars in America
5. Cupka’s Cafe II, Pittsburgh, PA
4. Leggetts, Manasquan, NJ
3. Jason Aldean’s, Nashville, TN
2. Elbo Room, Ft. Lauderdale, FL
1. Parker House, Sea Girt, NJ

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She introduced herself and five minutes later asked me what her name was

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Can’t beat it with a stick

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Sat down at the kids table and my little cousin told me I have negative 9 million aura

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Me giving my 25 handicap buddy a read to save triple

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Starter just walked up and goes “aren’t these chairs great. They’re so heavy and sturdy.”. You’re an hour behind on my tee time, fuck you and fuck your chairs

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Pilot just announced we have to de-ice. Think again Capt, we need more ICE!

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0/2. And now I am the guy in the great quarter zip

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Was hoping today would be the day I get seated next to a hot brunette on the plane. Better luck next time. Guy has a great quarter zip on though

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Had to some time to kill on the plane

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@AmericanAir is it too much to ask for San Pellegrino to be served on flights?

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Saw my old formal date cheering on TV during college football game today. Can’t win em all

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@johnnieO Quenton Nelson

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@RevWSJohnson Pete and Elda’s. Always hits

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Tyrion Lannister at the bar

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@swooogg Spot on. Scores from left to right were 92, 84, 83 (from tips), 99, 91

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Nothing like a twilight round with the fellas

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Don’t mind me. I’ll be quenching my spirit with a Michelob