Clarke Carlisle

Ex Pro Footballer. Now co-commentator and pundit. I am significantly more intelligent than you. Just a tiny bit tedious.

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I am substantially tired this morning.

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The manner in which Manchester United were defeated last night was completely repugnant.

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Oliver Giroud is injured with an injury to his ankle. I like to call the anklebone the astragalus. As that is the longer word.

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Is Angel di Maria from Argentina? Such a luxurious destination.

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Watching that game last night, I was pleasantly overawed by the sheer velocity of the atmosphere within the perimeter of the stadia.

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Sergio Aguero is simply meritorious.