@MAOMIANJU "You can never go wrong with pizza." He finally let's his shoulders relax, the threat of death by girlfriend seems to have passed, "I suppose that's better than the alternative. Take it from me, watching your back when it comes to Damian is pretty exhausting."
@MAOMIANJU "I just know I'm never trying it ever again. It's hard to be menacing with chipmunk cheeks." He leaned back against the toilet seat, closing his eyes, "Alright. I'm ready. Do your worst."
@BATBRAINED "If he ever plans to show his face. I can't say I've even heard his voice in the last two months. If it wasn't for him pinging at a few of the safe houses downtown I'd almost wonder if he'd been kidnapped." He leaned back into the crook of the sofa, arms crossing over —
@BATBRAINED "Shows real character depth. I'm proud of you. If only for Alfred's sake. I can only imagine he was tired of replacing priceless paintings and broken vases." He paused, feeling momentarily guilty at the fact that 99% of their fights started and ended in the manor opposed —
@MAOMIANJU He squinted, "So the time I woke up with swollen cheeks wasn't a coincidence? It was a rose water face mask?" A recently discovered allergy.
"I thought was allergic to the new flame retardant coating on my mask! I threw like twenty of those spares away!"
@MAOMIANJU Tim moved to sit on the fuzzy toilet lid, arms crossing over his chest, "I don't think this is a good idea. I'm never gonna have the time to keep this up on a regular basis. Plus, if you bring out the tweezers I'm /leaving/."