Chan Chan Man.

“So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?” #Eʟɪᴛᴇ

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

—Rebooted account
—Written by #Eʟɪᴛᴇ
—Experienced parody
—RT

“Merry Christmas!” https://t.co/gowcxFZcwK

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||: I'm never on this account. Why.

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

“Because...reasons.” Shutters as @HandMeTequila's warm breath in his ear, though it wasn't a bad shutter.

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

“I'm not broken...I think.” He replies, checking to see if nothing was broken.

“Oh, I can handle you, @HandMeTequila. Don't forget it.”

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ COME BACK. https://t.co/hZm7X97nuu

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

JUST FALLS BECAUSE NO UPPER BODY STRENGTH. @HandMeTequila

[Monica W. @HandMeTequila]

TACKLE HUGS @CleverRoomate.

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ WHERE R U https://t.co/jgLc6xIDiQ

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ *GIVES UP SANDWICH* https://t.co/KMdLZNJun0

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD? https://t.co/WvmalruuYt

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ WANNA SANDWICH? https://t.co/RlFU2knqhK

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ My bisexual senses are tingling.

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ TOMORROW. I'M TOO TIRED NOW. BUT WE CAN DO SOME IMPROV THOUGH. https://t.co/0mavIibkLh

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ I'M ON IT

I'M GOOD AT LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS. https://t.co/HN2tPvKfSE

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ MAYBE. IF I LIKE YOU ENOUGH. https://t.co/b4sCEKGskU

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ CHANNUKA

CHANNUKA https://t.co/2V289FAEnD

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~ THANK GOD. *HUGS TIGHTLY* https://t.co/6q3akIkOdG

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

||~AM I TOO LATE? https://t.co/UEUBQo8pk8

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

Softly nudges @UnmindedRose_ with his rabbit ear.

[Chan Chan Man. @CleverRoomate]

“I'm gone for /two/ days and Monica gets a facelift, dyes her hair blonde, and falls for the demon hunter.

This is like a bad soap opera.”