Clever Wes

Everyone is crazy. It's about knowing the type of crazy you are.

I'm right 97.6% of the time.

Current host of Keep it Sample podcast.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

The moment when you realize that Covid will last longer than any meaningful relationship you've had.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

I'm genuinely curious - how long do you think is an appropriate amount of time for someone to wait before they begin to worry that they were frauded out of their money?

[Fredrik Wester @TheWesterFront]

@AdrianBinko @CitiesSkylines @PDXVictoria If we had decided to cancel the development of the DLC, we would have paid money back to anyone who had pre-paid.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

Who do you think the hero was in The Wizard of Oz, @GovKristiNoem

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

@AmericanAir Follow up on it?

"Hey guys, if it's 106 outside and the air-con isn't working, go ahead and give some water to our passengers. They're probably frustrated from the heat and delays. Telling them the logistic difficulty of their cups isn't a good plan."

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

Gotta say @AmericanAir has balls.

Just got off a plane with no AC after waiting on the tarmac for an hour in 106 degree heat.

Maintenence is fair, but to announce that you won't be serving us water as we wait because you'll have to clean up is abhorrent.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

Give me 15 minutes and my ass will 3D print that too.

[CNN @CNN]

This cheesecake was made entirely using a 3D printer https://t.co/sfAlys5APw

[Stan @StanMorris]

More info released here in shooting reported at apartments in Jonesboro: https://t.co/MtfShioYcO

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

@StanMorris @nypost Loved his late podcasts.

I still remember the moment when I found out "The Genius" snapped into a Slim Jim on every cartwheel.

[Stan @StanMorris]

Lanny Poffo, ex-WWE star and brother of Randy Savage, dead at 68 https://t.co/MsbyOz1q3m via @nypost

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

The moment you cash in your fame is the moment you start paying off your debt.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

The best lies are the ones that are true.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

Ever zone out in thought so hard that the tears on your face bring you back and you're not sure if you forgot to blink or you just had another acid flashback?

#TwitterEpitaph

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

Wow, have you ever tasted your tears? That's some perfect pasta water!

@FoodNetwork

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

I currently am living in Albuquerque btw.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

I've not cut my hair in 3 years.
It's because I've not found a good donation service. I want to donate my hair without paying to have my head shaved to look like Megamind, but I don't want them to sell my hair like Red Cross does with blood.

Please, please any help?
#cancer

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

I've not cut my hair in 3 years.
It's because I've not found a good donation service. I want to donate my hair without paying to have my head shaved to look like Megamind, but I don't want them to sell my hair like Red Cross does with blood.

Please, please any help?
#cancer

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

If you know anyone with graphic skills, someone should do an "R.I.P." with the Phillies logo with the letters

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

I think most have the greatest dream to be stuck in traffic on their way to see themself.

[Marcus Stephenson @stephensonmc]

Tonight is #HockeyFightsCancer night at Nationwide Arena and it’s gonna be a tough one. The #CBJ was there for me 9 yrs ago when she passed & the love they showed me & my family made me loyal for life. I miss you every day, mom, & I’d give anything to hug you one more time.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

Alcohol is what many of us do when we feel awful about who we are, but continues to make us feel awful about who we are.

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

Today I didn't need to bend over to pick up pasta I had dropped on the floor because I own a dog. He thought he just earned a huge treat.

It still doesn't justify me picking up his poo with a bag when we walk.

#CatLivesMatter

[Clever Wes @CleverWes]

@tacobell Fix your shit especially if sending push notifications.

No, I wouldn't have ate all of them, but donated them to the many homeless. The least you can do is give $1k to the homeless shelter of my choice.