Dave (Parody)

My only unique trait is that i can't fight even if my life depended on it
(Not affiliated with anyone except myself)
// = OOC

NSFW AND PROSHIP DNI!!!!!!!!!!

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

#parodytwitter

1/6

[BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE @feelmypassport]

#parodytwt

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

and wet
i forgot to mention its cold and wet out here

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

it's still incredibly cold

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

does anyone else hear that???

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

wait.

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

lookatthis

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

he said i needed to touch grass so he threw me outside

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

IMOUTSIDE. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUC IM OUTSIDE WHERE AMI

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

@sensational46 hello i just woke up from a nap where the scallop is everyone

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

IMOUTSIDE. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUC IM OUTSIDE WHERE AMI

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

@Bloopersof64

[Dave (Parody) @ClicheRecolor]

//oh yeah sorry for taking 11 business days to reply

[Random Mario Recolor @RandomRecolor]

@ClicheRecolor 2/2

[Random Mario Recolor @RandomRecolor]

1/2

[Random Mario Recolor @RandomRecolor]

@ClicheRecolor 2/2