"buff tord" this "chud tord" that
bro i see him as just some guy 😭😭 he is not special to me at all this is the most average guy ever to me. just some dude with an interest in being edgy
@uiiyru I imagine that Matt gets waaayyyyy too fucked up and eventually realises 2 things:
1) they are indeed fictional characters, and
2) there must be moreee of them (he’s on the right track to discovering their IRL counterparts but he’s too high to realise it)
@StaryAngelina I see it as cancer did most of the work but since Tom was still trying to rebel against the Red Leader, he’d been made an example in front of the rookies for making a mistake:)
@tobiasgrowbias I see your take but I raise you: Matt LOVES Tom’s blood but doesn’t like the way the alcohol Tom drinks makes it taste. Bitter and pineapple-y
@kamgasoup Or what if he doesn’t remember his parents anymore, and they never supervised him so he was able to sneak Smirnoff when they “weren’t” looking