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brian griffin is a dog

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7PM EST my team the Rock n Rollers from St. John's, Newfoundland will be playing the Toppler Roses from Calgary, Alberta in the first round of the playoffs and potentially also the second round if we win. Here's the stream.
https://t.co/mzap6kMk92

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The other day I was pissing outside and I saw a huge slug so I shouted "THATS A HUUUUGE SLUG" with my dick out and here's the slug.

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this is just hilarious to me

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so like yeah but when do i get ready to start avoiding concentration camps.... i should have a couple years left right?

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kate bush is back bay bee

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

Kate Bush reveals new anti-war video for "Snowflake" and plans to work on next album https://t.co/PUfs0gvLT9

[Mayor of Foolville @smallsworld_]

the suez canal in 2021:

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@jimjamjuggles That girl was really mean to me in junior high lmfao

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread on alternative views of iconic landmarks you (probably) haven’t seen before 🧵

1. The worn steps of the Tower of Pisa

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whoa i think an anxiety attack is coming on

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Hey if anyone's in NL and interested in helping getting a huge 50/50 on the go here's a link: it supports sending a bowling contingent to Winnipeg and it would mean so much if anybody helped! https://t.co/QBeoEAX2Ar

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does anybody have a 1000 dollar computer they can give me for free

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my cat is in the actual middle of my bed rn

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sending many many messages in a row is my love language

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You wouldn't be so excited for winter if it snowed in your rectum.

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DO NOT DIE

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any time i fix a broken thing is a good time

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Globe with only Poland

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does my internet work lol