Southern Traveller

25% Anger, 75% Alcohol

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Repost if you think Gianni Infantino is the worst FIFA president ever.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

why this image ain’t go viral? 🤔

Foxtrot, Delta, Tango…. What that mean? 🤣

[Southern Traveller @CliffPierce14]

@Arcfunmi Why would you spray the cooling fins on your Air Conditioner condenser? Just stupid.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[BlackMountain @DBlack_Mountain]

WHEN HE'S GONE THIS IS WHAT WE'LL BE LEFT WITH.

#EmptyPromises
#Lies
#TrumpCrimes

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

If the idiot in the White House had just stuck to playing golf, we wouldn't be in this mess. They could have given him a special golf trophy every morning, told him he'd won a peace prize every afternoon, then let him nap the rest of the day away with a Fisher-Price phone to post his tweets, and our economy would be buzzing along.

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @rshereme]

This is a fair question to all evangelical Christians, including myself:

“Dear conservative evangelicals;

You gave him a pass on “grab them by the pussy.”

You don’t mind that he’s an Olympics-class liar.

A thirty-four count fraud conviction didn’t faze you.

Not even an adjudication of rape bothered you.

He’s mentioned in the Epstein documents literally 38,000 times. You don’t find it odd that he’s personally blocking the release of three million of those files.

He’s the most corrupt politician in American history.

He’s broken all ten of the Ten Commandments. Including taking the lives of 153 little girls whose only crime was being in school. And then he lied about it.

He doesn’t go to your church. He doesn’t go to ANY church.

He cheats at golf.

He cheats at business.

He cheats contractors.

He cheats on his wives.

He cheats in elections.

He’s profane.

Crooked.

Disrespectful.

Selfish.

Driven by greed.

By ego.

By revenge.

Yet here you are worshipping a golden idol in his likeness.

So what is it about YOU that makes you a Christian?

Bruce Lindner”

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You can’t really argue this. They believe in investing in the people and infrastructure.

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

MAGA!🥴

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

As a Canadian, I can now understand what it feels like to be a South Korean living directly adjacent to a deranged, nuclear-armed megalomaniac. The main difference is Kim Jong-Un is not in the Epstein Files.

[Kateryna Lisunova @KaterynaLis]

‼️⚡️OMG, this is next-level trolling! 😅 Zelenskyy released an official presidential decree allowing Russia to hold its parade in Moscow, specifically stating that Ukraine would exclude Red Square from its strikes for the duration of the parade—while also including the exact military coordinates of Red Square in the decree.

DECREE OF THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE
No. 374/2026

On Holding a Parade in Moscow.

Taking into account numerous requests, and for humanitarian purposes outlined during negotiations with the American side on May 8, 2026, I hereby decree: To permit the holding of a parade in the city of Moscow (Russian Federation) on May 9, 2026.

For the duration of the parade (starting at 10:00 a.m. Kyiv time on May 9, 2026), the territorial sector of Red Square shall be excluded from the operational use plan of Ukrainian weaponry. Red Square sector coordinates:

55.754413 37.617733
55.755205 37.619181
55.753351 37.622854
55.752504 37.621538This Decree shall enter into force on the day of its signing.
President of Ukraine
V. ZELENSKYYMay 8, 2026

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Would you support releasing Epstein's files even if it meant imprisoning the President of the United States (Trump)?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Timothy Snyder warned us.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

John always has the best replies 🔥

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This prognostication is 100% going to happen. 😂🤣

[Cucumberman @BersekEv]

En España los hospitales pueden sacar tu cama a la calle para que mueras lentamente si tú seguro privado no cubre los gastos.

Lo siento, me equivoqué, es Estado Unidos... la tierra de la libertad de Trump, en España la sanidad es universal.

Trump, tú país es horrible.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

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