tensacrowd2

Twitter previously banned me without explanation I assume it was for being Scottish. Please try my books on amazon if you have a taste for Scottish humour.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@Bro_Longshanks @EmmaWalkerCEO You okay hun?

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson I could go on but you’re not going to change your mind are you ? I am sure you know best John.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson seem familiar?

[Pat Kane @thoughtland]

Yes, reduced to this level of coarse satire, deep apologies

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@holyroodmandy The issue isn’t about poor journalistic standards in Scotland. It’s about the complete absence of journalistic standards in Scotland.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@GlennBBC The list of what you deliberately don’t understand is endless. Do you never get even a little embarrassed by the shite you put out? Or, is that why you are so petulant and arm wavingly angry when Humza and previously Nicola openly laugh at you?

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson Unfortunately for you and your colleagues in Scotland the UK political parties are now so awful that your scare stories about the snp and independence have had to become ridiculous to compete for attention.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson Are you in denial? I haven’t said anything which isn’t eminently true and provable. The Sunday mail/ daily record supports the Uk based labour party which is currently working to the detriment of Scotlands democratic processes. What part of that is untrue or even debatable? 1/2

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson I completely understand who you work for, do you? your particular paper supports red Tories rather than blue Tories? 2 cheeks of the same arse. Two uk parties usurping the will and the rights of the people of Scotland, aided and abetted by either poor or biased journalism.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson @regieyeball @Alexand64830045 @dagwells 2/2 you are basically being employed as toilet paper to clean up other peoples shite. To then claim that others are being rude to you, just makes everyone laugh harder.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson @regieyeball @Alexand64830045 @dagwells Have a word with yourself pal, people are openly guffawing at you and the ridiculous stances you are taking in trying to defend the right wing parasites currently infesting UK politics. Is this really why you pursued a career in journalism. 1/2

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson @Vanhelgan @dagwells Obviously not nearly as funny as exposing nefarious spending on luxury pens and pots and pans, whilst the UK establishment sucks the wealth from everyone, aided and abetted by a compliant media, populated with toadies and forelock tuggers.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson @dagwells Your family must be so proud. Some day you will be mentioned in the same breath as Woodward and Bernstein. Sorry, that should’ve read Woodbine and Wankstain.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@PoliceScotland is this worth a full scale investigation, even if you only have a one man tent available?

[Jock Tamson's Bairn @happymonkey1874]

#ScottishIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson @dagwells Let me help. He wasn’t really concerned. If you need more help understanding Scots and their ways, feel free to continue tweeting your mince. Help will flow in your direction. (For clarity, it won’t be real help, it will be derision) you’re welcome.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@johncferguson Designer pots and pans? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Luxury pens? 😂😂😂 A fridge?
You realise you’re reporting this to Scots right? Do you morons expect anything other than complete ridicule for this shite? Ffs it’s gone beyond funny now into sinister, which particular cants are funding this?

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@guardian @Looby13693743 Where? In backward England? Certainly not in Scotland.

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@_KateForbes Is it time for SNP to withdraw co-operation with the UK state propaganda channel. Given their political editors aggression towards the FM and NS frequently. Not to mention their inability to provide balance. The majority of Scots are now boycotting them by not paying licence ?

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@PoliceScotland @bigbenn1e Fuck me gently it turns out Scots squad is a documentary? I always assumed it was parody?

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@AamerAnwar @ScotGovFM @ScottishLabour @itvnews @AnasSarwar @HumzaYousaf Surely that is defamation of character?

[tensacrowd2 @Cliffmccabe1]

@GerryHassan Why? What has actually happened? Other than gossip speculation and innuendo, what has happened? Who has been charged with what? What are the allegations? When is it going to trial?