Cliff Cash

The Cliff Cash parody account. Funnier than the real thing.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

Some sad news from Australia… the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

@CoMutiny come back to the Nobody Likes Onions program! We have Christmas shakes.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

Tough economy & it sucks that some comedy clubs choose to neglect their talent @Butch_Bradley @coby1023 @hideawayac https://t.co/Nf11D3U2pG

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Hey! there's a comedy club that isn't paying their comedians. @Butch_Bradley and coby1023, could you please pay @pmelt. #DoAC

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

So I ran into this vegetarian at a bar and she thought she knew me... But I swear I've never met herbivore.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

I went to the record store and asked to see some Aerosmith. They told me to walk this way.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

I bet having sex with an octopus tentacle must really suck.

[Luwanda @LuwandaJenkins]

Yes u should get vaccines. And so what if that makes your kid artistic. That don't always mean he's gay.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

If you want a black man to put his hands up and stop running... Draw an end zone.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

I'm not a racist. I bought cookies from black girl scouts AND I ate them.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

I think my phone is broken, no texts from girls are coming through.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

What happens when 2 drums and a cymbal roll off a cliff? Ba-dum-tisch @JColdCheesebrgr

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

I used to have a fear of playing cards. It was really hard to deal with.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

If a lady wants to deliver your mail... Letter.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't like them.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

@NLO's marathon show would be awesome if @KevLAbeast showed up! Hit up ya boi @danielgfritz for the deets!

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

Programmers tend to byte their food.

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

I was fired from the sperm bank because every time someone walked in, I'd scream "get a load of this guy!"

[Cliff Cash @ClifftonCash]

Caught a dinosaur while bicycling today. Now I have a megasoreass.