Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social

"This month (Sept 2023) was, in my professional opinion as a climate scientist – absolutely gobsmackingly bananas." - actual climate scientist Zeke Hausfather

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

Imagine:
- a comet is detected which will pass near the Earth, but not threaten it
- it is rich in hydrocarbons, so Big Hydrocarbon comes up with a way of mining it
- astrophysicists warn that will likely change the comet's orbit so it will intersect with the Earth 1/2

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

I've seen it all now...
https://t.co/MfqqRzumkb

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

Finally a flooding event where "the council should clean the drains" might actually be a reasonable statement.
https://t.co/uZ4QVFhE9e

[Alan Jenkins @ajjenkins]

Hey @Edinburgh_CC you might wanna check this out. Princes Street turned river.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@volcaholic1 "Red sprites at Nice, shepherds' delight"?

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@RogerCoppock Looks pretty serious to me, he's even taken the trouble to use Comic Sans.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@postcarbonsteve Something something blockchain will save us. Ah no, that's so 2019. Lemme see, oh yes, AI will save us.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@madpeepdrew @TobyArnott2B @ChrisMartzWX I'm not debating you, idiot.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@madpeepdrew @TobyArnott2B @ChrisMartzWX Jeez, another one escaped from the clown farm.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

2024 is now officially at the "hold my beer, 2023" stage.
https://t.co/6Zp2BsHyHM

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@newday2020sc @postcarbonsteve It's an insane project to build a 500 metre tall, ??? kilometres long horizontal city through the desert.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@MrJackLowe You must be new here.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

Though I was secretly hoping to see headlines like "Climate scientists discover Mauna Loa sensors placed next to hitherto unnoticed dry ice factory, E-car tyre dust reverse coral bleaching".

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

'K, so I took a break of about 3 months from Climate Doom Twitter (mental health and all that), and diving back in, it's ratcheted up a notch or two. Which is about what I imagined it would be like.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@EliotJacobson We're doomed!

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@Marltron @edwinhayward Before Brexit: you had the *right* to do those things.
After Brexit: you no longer have the *right* to do those things.
Got it?

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@ProfBillMcGuire @UKLabour Give the man a break, he's only had 14 years to realize that being part of the "Leopards Will Eat Your Face Party" will result in your face being eaten by actual leopards, so now is a good time to advise the "Leopards Might Not Eat Your Face Party" on predator facial consumption.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

Human stupidity reaches another low.

https://t.co/EpNV0Mo9fO

[Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu]

Another weak yen report (from NTV): a Japanese woman traveling to Los Angeles packed her suitcase full of bottled water because she heard water is expensive in America.
[Tap water at hotels should be free, clean, and drinkable.]
https://t.co/mzCvKSU3rj

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@chrislittlewoo8 Deary me, looks like a "Chris" has escaped from the Chris Idiot Farm.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@xxxxxxxxxxxxqq3 @HumansOverShot What a strange tweet.

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@xxxxxxxxxxxxqq3 @HumansOverShot

[Climate Ninja @climateninja.bsky.social @ClimateScmNinja]

@chopstix3000 @volcaholic1 Funny you should mention that.
https://t.co/qTI2wTOqh9