your friendly climate tech vc

this time is different! duh! (a parody account, all in good fun)

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

I humbly suggest #energytwitter be renamed #climatetech twitter. This time is different!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

Hello, doesn’t anyone care about where I allocate my climate seed fund?! Why is this guy getting all the love 👋

[Mint @livemint]

An economist’s guide to spending @JeffBezos’ billions on climate change

https://t.co/WnI9YHZN6J

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

Um, scientists, activists, NGOs, what about STARTUPS?! My portfolio need loving too!

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

Jeff Bezos, the world’s richest person, just announced a $10 billion personal commitment to combat climate change.

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

If we mention climate every few months, do you think anyone will notice if we keep backing ad tech and pet social networks?

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

I will invest in every emissions reduction tech on the planet, but please don’t look at my personal carbon footprint!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

My thesis is so obvious: impact BECAUSE of profits. So I’m just going to go and chase all the dollars, and the impact will take care of itself!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

I would never bet on anything that was reliant on policy, but my shit is going to get so juiced when that carbon price inevitably comes!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

I can’t wait for all this dumb money to come in and mark up my deals.

But I liked it better when I had them all to myself!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

Don’t eat meat! Eat allll the other chemicals no one has tested yet on animals, let alone humans. I’m sure it is safe! #fakemeat

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

Oil and gas majors are our friends! They are serious this time! And I’m not just saying that because they are my LPs!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

Concessionary is not a derogatory term, it is really purposeful, okayyy???!!!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

The key to removing tons of carbon is gdp growth! Duh!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

Why yes, cannabis fits my climate thesis! It helps address our climate grief.

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

Your science risk is my opportunity!!!!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

If it’s not a billion ziggatons, I’m not interested!

[your friendly climate tech vc @climatetechvc]

Cleantech is so old school. Oh my gawd. It is climate tech all the way!