Sith Lord Monckton

I am the world's leading fake climate sceptic and a Sith Lord. The climate has changed before. There is no consensus. Al Gore is wrong. We must focus on China.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

19th century believed in science but the 20th century does not. 21st century is about Beliebers.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

31,000 scientists across all disciplines agree that climate change is not a global crisis.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

A drop in volcanic activity has likely caused this blip in global warming. We need you Evian.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

A richer but warmer world is better for human welfare than a colder but poorer world.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

A scientific truth triumphs because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

According to my wife, my use of vocabulary is wide and varied.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Agricultural productivity increased over last few decades. Then we gave farmers money to not farm.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Ancient corals adapted high CO2 concentrations as they had millions of years to react to slower, natural climate change.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Animals and plants can adapt to climate - why can't we? If only I were a tulip.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Antarctica is far too cold to lose ice - just ask the penguins.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Any Arctic sea ice loss is matched by Antarctic sea ice gain and colder beer.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Any scientist can tell you that CO2 is not the only driver of changes in the climate.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Ass backwards distinguished followers: warming actually causes a CO2 rise.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

At the end of the day, humans are too insignificant to affect global climate. Especially green ones.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Bad arguments can sometimes lead to true conclusions.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Before satellite observation, measurements ad-hoc and haphazard. Hurricanes only reported if they hit land or shipping.

[Sith Lord Monckton @Climate_Sceptic]

Before satellites, Arctic ice extent was measured only during expeditions.