ClingerKids Say

Funny stuff Adeline and Jovie do and say.

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🎶 CUE COUNTRY ROADS BABYYY!!!

#HailWV

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*Playing animal trivia in the car*

Jason: what's the fastest land animal in North America?
Fletcher: Me!

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@spottheball69 @ej_stevenson5 False

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Fletcher, a few times a day right now to one or more of us while playing doctor: "I need to check your heart"
*Checks heart*
"It's not good"

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Me: Fletcher, the only things for breakfast in this pantry are cereal or oats. You guys ate all the freeze dried strawberries. They're gone.
Fletcher: .... Ok, I'll have strawberries
🫠🫠🫠

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Jovie: who did you vote for?
Me: who do you think I voted for?
Jovie: *looking certain* George Washington!

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*During a mound visit at the Pirates game*
Fletcher: Daddy, they're talking about the pierogi race"

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Ee meanie mi-ee Mo. Catch tiger toe. If roars, let 'im go. Een meanie mine ME!
I get to dig!

-Fletcher choosing who gets to use the new digging tool 🤣🤣🤣

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*watching Full House and Jesse proposes*
Fletcher: I don't want to get married!
Girls: *giggling at him*
Fletcher: I HATE getting married!

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Jovie asked to look at her newborn pictures and then asked "Mommy, why do you have to be in a bucket when you're a baby?"
🤣🤣

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Jason: Fletcher are you awake?
F: no
J: are you asleep
F: no
J: are you lucid dreaming?
F: no, I Fletcher!

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Watching this highlight from earlier this season and Fletcher (age 2) say "ooh, nice pin!!"
😳
Safe to say the kid loves wrestling

[WVU Wrestling @WVUWrestling]

Peyton Hall had the Coliseum rocking yesterday. #HailWV

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Me: how are the muffins, guys?
Jovie: these are so good, I had to go "y'all"

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Dad: You better get in your room, you are being belligerent.

Adeline: (incredulous, snarky) I am not being "illigerent!" Also I don't even know what that means!

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Jovie: *coming out of her room after bedtime for the 4th time* Hey Daddy, I forgot to tell you 1 thing.
Dad: ok, what?
Jovie: S is for sun.
Dad: 😑... That's right, now go to bed.

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Jovie:... Yeah, Norma's got her big tree up. It's like... 31 ounces!

Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏻

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Jovie informed me tonight that Santa will be bringing them a puppy next year. But she said we'll "just put that new dog's bed in Adeline's room because we can't kick Truff out of my room. She's pretty good at eating the monsters and dinosaurs."

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Mom and Dad: Fletcher, are you a rotten boy?
Jovie (from the other room): Fletcher is a Rocking Around the Christmas Tree boy!

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Current conversation in our house:

Adeline: Why do we have to get the house so clean for Thanksgiving?
Jovie (age 4): Because people are coming!
Adeline: Yeah, people who have seen our house a million times before... 🙄

🤦‍♀️😂

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Oct 25, 2022