Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook

SAE ‘11 | WNBA Hater | Ex-Deloitte | Ish Smith Fan | Sam Hoiberg Enthusiast | 15k CR

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Can confidently say that nothing pisses me off more than Riggs barstool golf videos. Kids the opposite of a #stick . Vids have to be fake

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Should I get belligerently drunk at my sisters grad party next year? #lank

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Told myself I’d cut down on my caffeine intake over the summer and have doubled it at the j*b #chud

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Does every sorority chick in the US study abroad? Are there any even left here? #studious

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

@supremeleadaa

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

@TheBluelndian Is that ET?

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Holy fucking #expand this chick with the Tavon Austin song #ballknower

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

@craiginthecut Craig,

Can’t argue with this method. It’s working on me. #unpatched

-Clint

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

The family activity was joining the country club #booyah

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Mom just said I can’t golf with my buddies on the 3rd bc I need to be home for “family activities” #communism

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

@athensreaper “Yeah what can I get for you boss? Nah we’re all out”

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Got invited to the company outing in a few weeks (baseball game). I’m not 21, but the company is chill af (and really no hr team). Should I slam a few with my colleagues? #wtm #lank

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Any burners on here got any recs for good gyms for the summer to peep #buns ? Local Y not cutting it anymore

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Holy fucking #nuke my buddy

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Is an internship just pledging a full time job? #lank

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Has anyone seen somone post LCR on their snap story, and then actually went and did it? #shrink #fridaythoughts

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Drug test for the j*b. Not a chance I’ll pass, hopefully the nurse is a #rocket with onclouds

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

If any other burners can tell me what, “To know you is to love you” means on girls instagram stories, #lank #foodforthought

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

First day of internship summarized: The other intern is a #squid, there is maybe one girl here (engineering), but the boss keeps bevs in the fridge #expand

[Clint “Crashout” Eastbrook @ClintCrashOut]

Needed a 115 to keep an A #clutchgene #buzzerbeater