Hillary Clintampon

The nation is a giant mess...and I..its feminine napkin.

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

@Trumpet1984 Mr. Steal yo girl.

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

Right-wing, left-wing, I believe in having multiple wings. #MAXImumreach

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

Unlike other candidates I will absorb Syrian refugees. #absorbant #syriantamponswelcome

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

@StephenAtHome #HillaryClintampon2016

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

@Clintampon2016 #TheDailyShow

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The nation is a giant mess, and I it's feminine napkin. #ittakesavillageoftampons #absorbtionnotextortion

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

I've never leaked anything out of my inbox. #tamponsdontcommittreason #leakproof

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

And yet I'm still not the biggest used up tampon on the ballot. #Trumpon #DonaldTrump

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

Three weeks out of the month I support the blue party. #election #redparty #blueparty #fickle

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

My tax plan is not set to bleed you dry. (Quite the opposite actually) #taxesarenttheenemy #monthlydues #tamponvision

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

It's official, I am making a run for the Oval Orifice. #Clintampon2016 #tamponelect

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

A product of my femininity; a feminine product. #girlpower

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

No matter what color we come in, we are all cotton on the inside. #wearealltampons #unity #notaracisttampon

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

I must admit I do have someone pulling my string. #election #politics #tamponproblems

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@Clintampon2016 #Elections2016

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

All I want to do is fit in.

[Hillary Clintampon @Clintampon2016]

Just setting up my Twitter. #myfirstTweet